Ok, so, there's this guy who is a big sweetheart and cracks me up. I used to think the world of him. Later, I found out he's just as confused as the rest of us. But, I still think the world of him.
I'm actually the goober, because I still think the world of him. A goober: A girl who can't change her mind about somebody, just because he's changed his mind about the world.
by Shellers December 28, 2005
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Did that dude really just hit that tree?....yah, he's definitely a goober. I sure hope he has a swiper to take care of him!
by DaSwiper January 16, 2011
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Any recipient of government (goobermint) money, either through 'employment' (goobermint workers) or welfare (goobermint benefits recipients). Goobers make their livings with a gun to our heads. They like to intermingle with peaceful people whom they victimize (freepers), but they are not their friends.
by ima freeper September 19, 2011
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A straight up pimp who does nothing but mac on "hott babes" all day. This playa hits the clubs and bangs the babes, hes what Wilson was talking about
A straight up pimp who does nothing but mac on "hott babes" all day. This playa hits the clubs and bangs the babes, hes what Wilson was talking about
by shawntheCanadianfromCanada September 4, 2005
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my boss got wired on his coffee and took apart the bosses brand new Chevy pickup to find out how it works,he is such a GOOBER.
by Robinrobby August 21, 2007
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