Blowjob Goal

When a player scores a goal in an online game of NHL while their player is standing inside the blue area of the goalie's crease, which provides a close enough distance between the player and the goalie for one to give the other a blowjob. This goal is usually scored by faggots who can't get legitimate goals, and who usually have names like VanillaMilkChug or Skoolz.

Williston666: This faggot kid scored another blowjob goal on me. Can I get some decent gameplay one time? I'm going to play Forza 3 from now on.

Announcer: OH WHAT A SHOT...... SCORES!!!!!!!!!

by Dickie Moore July 22, 2010

Moskowitzzzzz Goal

A very cheap and lucky goal that someone gets in while playing nhl09. It usually happens when a glitch is in the game or someone gets a really lucky goal.

Wow, you weren't even facing the net, that was such a moskowitzzzzz goal.

by mrmet95 May 3, 2009

Joe Goal

A goal scored in football (UK) when the keeper/defender/goal post rebounds the ball back into open play to an attacking player who then scores the open goal. This can be scored in real life or on games such as Fifa or PES. The name comes from a person, Joe, who frequently scores such goals on games consoles.

Its not a respectable way to score but its a way to win.

England Vs Germany WC 2010 commentary

Gerrard runs through the german defence, passes it to Rooney. Rooney shoots, Lehman saves but Heskey scores a Joe Goal from the rebound 2 yards out.

by Bobby Wakeley December 21, 2009

scored an own goal

Having made out with someone of the same sex.

Tom scored an own goal at a drunken party.
Sara scored an own goal out on a hen night.

by CortalUX April 21, 2007

any holes a goal

saying used by camp/gay/bisexual people

"Phil: hey Steve, did you give Andrew anal?"
"Steve: any holes a goal"

by Mark_Mark January 7, 2008

The Goal Reflex

Also known as 'The Goal! Syndrome'.
A reflex evolved from extreme over-watching of soccer, hockey, football and other sports.
The reflex involves the person subject to the syndrome shouting "GOAL!" every single time anyone or anything in the company of the person exclaims the word "goal", with any meaning and under any kinds of circumstances.
The reflex itself is found mostly found amongst football hooligans, soccer fanatics and hockey-interested.

The 'real' cause of the syndrome is unknown, however it is speculated that it is caused by the brain reacting to the word 'goal' as, as it is in the most sports, a word of adrenaline, ecstacy and/or strong feelings (positive or negative).

Abe: We have gone far, and since the beginning, it has been our Goal to...
Subject: GOOOOAAAAAL!

Bel: Did you see The Taurons' goal last night?
Subject: GOOOOAAAAAL!

Cem: I want to be a goalkeeper for...
Subject: GOOOOAAAAAL!

Dan: I think I've got the Goal Reflex...
Subject: GOOOOAAAAAL!
Dan: GOOOOAAAAAL!
Subject: GOOOOAAAAAL!
Etc.

by Rectue May 27, 2013

Own goal

A careless act of breaking wind, where the culprit is trapped by location or circumstance and is forced to suffer the scent of their own flatulence in unhappy solitude. Possible locations include an elevator, an office cubicle, or a sleeping bag.

Adam had just sat down to watch Suits when an abdominal rumble rippled through his digestive system. He leaned back and released a mighty cloud, which went on to punish his olfactory receptors mercilessly. "Fuck," thought Adam, "That was an own goal."

by TheACM September 5, 2015