get wifi anywhere you go

a scam ad which appeared on vine. you went to a website which looks like ios 7 or something wtf then it takes you to a verification site which is where the scam really starts…
it became popular in 21st century humour due to the absurdity of the ad and the literal worst android quality shit i’ve ever seen in my life

sister: will this website give me free wifi?
brother: eh lemmie see
phone: get wifi anywhere you go! HOLD UP ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
brother: na, stay away from that scam.

by dight May 4, 2022

I hope you go to Mrs. Bouslog’s class.

The equivalent of saying “I hope you go to hell.”

Person 1: you’re gay
Person 2: I hope you go to Mrs. Bouslog’s class.

by femcelpilled May 13, 2022

im going to can you

spraying bear spray into someones face just like pepper spray

im going to can you fam

by leng u fam November 14, 2022

Why didn't you go with him?

When you don't realize a person is dead and you suffer a severe case of foot-in-mouth disease.

Earl: "I'm such an idiot. I saw our neighbor Mrs. Lundgren at the store today, so I asked her how her husband was doing. I didn't know he was dead. She said 'he's gone' and I thought he was on a trip. So I asked, 'Why didn't you go with him?'"

Opal (horrified): EARL!!!

~ "Pickles" by Brian Crane

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2022

are you going to do me some?

Are you going to fight me about it?

She told me “are you going to do me some?” So we’re handling it after school in the courtyard.

by Murda187 March 17, 2022

im going to shoot you.

probably means that the person who said this will probably shoot you

quiet kid:im going to shoot you.
depressed kid:haha same

by firedwashere March 22, 2021

Happy-go-fuck-you

A person who outwardly appears happy and nice but acts condescending and passive aggressively.

Our waiter looked so nice at first but he had a real happy-go-fuck-you attitude.

What’s wrong with her? She seemed so cool at first but then her happy-go-fuck-you personality really came out.

Have you guys seen Randy lately? Ever since he came back from that two-year trip to London he’s changed into a happy-go-fuck-you kinda guy.

by abomassalbinkie March 31, 2021