Glorpus

a planet around 67 light years away from earth

"now, let's learn about glorpus today."

by BLOOKSIE October 1, 2025

Glorpy

Mainstream and based - niche

Oh like that guy is so glorpy

by Glorpster9000 October 9, 2025

Glorp

Technical jargon which is confusing and obscure, sounding as if an alien had made it up. Can be used to refer to jargon in any field, as long as whatever it is it only makes sense to experts.

A: "The sprockets on this infinitely recurring cat-looper are getting dangerously close to the cross-cat-harpings, and as a result, the futtocks are taking too much weight. Maybe we should spangle them - or we could plug the dirk into the pineal gland."
B: "Dude, I don't understand a word of that glorp."

by ObsolenceBalthazar November 23, 2025

De glorp

The act of swinging your cock and balls between your legs to make a clapping sound.

Yo Nick did you hear Rick's de glorps they're so loud today.

by Knife right August 30, 2017

Gleep glorp

An individual that acheives gratification through physical stimulation with PVA glue

"Why does jorge keep taking the glue into the bathroom with him?"
"Idk man he must be a gleep glorp"
"Thats a sticky one styll"

by Papaswine March 19, 2024

giggling gorphus

a stupid person below you who is giggling

Stop being a giggling gorphus!
What are you giggling gorphuses laughing about?

by the corgin dictionary May 5, 2024

Czech gloryhole

A conventional gloryhole is a hole made in a wall or partition; a man can insert his penis for sexual stimulation by an anonymous person on the other side. A Czech gloryhole is a form of reverse gloryhole in which someone, male or female, can insert their entire lower body through a specially-fashioned hole in the wall to be sexually serviced by someone on the other side.

Glory holes were once commonplace in adult bookstore "video preview" booths, where they were primarily used by male homosexuals as a means of retaining anonymity. A few still turn up in sex-on-premises venues or in porn.

By contrast, the Czech gloryhole is a neologism and is rare to non-existent in the wild, although Rule 34 states that, if it ever existed, there is indeed porn of it on the Internet.

by bitchuck June 24, 2024