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Glazed balls

When a girl farts while you are on top of her having sex.
Martha and Mark were fucking and she gave him glazed balls.
by bruja915 March 22, 2016
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glazed gizzard

When a guy blows his load on a girl's (or another guy's) throat. It looks like a glazed gizzard.
After boob banging her, I gave her a glazed gizzard.
by TheGlazer September 15, 2012
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Meat Glaze

A viscous of sexual fluids that glaze the penis during coitus. There are three forms of this delightful amalgam.

Oral meat glaze. The frothy concoction of saliva and eventually semen slathering a well sucked knob. Usually moistens the balls as well.

Vaginal meat glaze. The mixture of vaginal secretions, maybe squirt, and a hot load
of jizz vigorously churned inside her love pocket and coating the schlong. When wiped off, it often resembles a snail trail.

Rectal meat glaze. A brownish, lathered cream of ass juice, remnants, lube and semen. Creates a shaft sheen from tip to base. Is often ripe and pungent and may induce gagging during the natural wafting that occurs during cheek clapping.
That dirty slut left me with a thick meat glaze. So I wiped it off on her pillow case.
by Dick Onchin December 28, 2020
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Glazed Tuna

When you find a fish and slip it in butter to slide up your asshole.
I gave my self an old Glazed tuna last night. I've been shitting out scales all day.
by JRfoR34Lnigga July 13, 2014
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glazed pecan

A vagina after sex or after being at a beach all day in Mississippi, giving it a layer to make it looked glazed over.
See Becky over there? I'm gonna give her a glazed pecan tonight!

My vagina is so sweaty after today it looks like my grandma's glazed pecan pie!
by glazedpecan October 28, 2015
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triple glazing

(v) sex act involving ejaculating onto all orafices (heterosexual sex)
1) Richard wasn't sure if he could handle Pamela's request for triple glazing that evening, so he invited his buddies over to help.
by rightmac September 10, 2010
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Butter Glazed

To be hammered and out of control with zyn, alchohol, edibles, cocaine, etc.
Tdog was butter glazed with his friends at the beach and wanted everyone to know so he put it on his story.
by Zynbobuel October 18, 2023
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