gig bum

A condition that arises from a poor diet and lifestyle which, when passing a morning stool results in acidic stomach acid residue remaining in the butt crack after a good wiping. Combine this with the setup of a live event, where sometimes thousands of steps are taken moving around the venue and a high humidity level; results in an uncomfortable rash forming between the butt cheeks. Depending on the severity, the afflicted will tend to move around less as the day goes on, a shower is the only known remedy. Once treated the condition can still take over 12 hours to settle. Ointments may soothe over this period, but who wants to go there?
"I pulled a 20 hour shift on Friday."
"That would have paid well?"
"Yeah it did, but I got a bad case of gig bum."
by xxX-Philby-Xxx March 1, 2009
mugGet the gig bummug.

gig on the wig

1. To dance on ones hair folicules.

2. To have the hairs atop your head styled in a way that impresses people.

3. A hairdresser does a doosey on your hair style.
1. I did a gig on the wig last night.

2. Theresa's gig on the wig was hella tight.

3. Shaniqua's hurr wuz gig off da wig who does dat gurls hurrr?
by iamxjessicax December 12, 2008
mugGet the gig on the wigmug.

Get My Gig on

To jerk off; to masturbate, usually with a chill or humorous attitude.
"Alright bruh, imma Get My Gig on"
by epic deltarune shit August 12, 2025
mugGet the Get My Gig onmug.

Gigged

gigged
verb/adjective

When the universe goes full sugar daddy on you and showers you with random goodness. Suddenly you're winning prizes, getting freebies, scoring invites, and basically living like you're the main character in a feel-good montage. May include but is not limited to: free drinks, found money, surprise gigs, compliments from strangers, or your crush texting back immediately.
"Bruh, I’m getting gigged today. Won a tenner on a scratchie, got into a concert for free, and someone handed me a donut just 'cause I looked hungry. Is this what being Beyoncé feels like?"

Warning: May cause suspicious optimism and waiting for something to go horribly wrong.

See also: main character energy, blessed AF, universe flirting with you
by kittster16 July 12, 2025
mugGet the Giggedmug.

Gigs

A fit of uncontrollable laughter, usually at nonsense and often caused by inebriation

A serious case of the giggles
"She had a bad case of the gigs and just laughing at nothing for 10 straight minutes."
by summizzles March 18, 2024
mugGet the Gigsmug.

Ass gigging

Where you stab someone in the ass usually with a knife and usually when you are pissed off and/or just for fun. Sometimes practiced as a sport by people who have been fucked over by the world and are mad at it or people in general and want to get even.
by The Fury 13 December 3, 2010
mugGet the Ass giggingmug.

Gig

That gig guys so stupid and fat
by Hames2019 February 11, 2021
mugGet the Gigmug.

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