Geezer Funk

That smell that all old people smell like. It has no better description. it smells like Stetson and Mothballs. Also known (by me) as Foagy Funk, and Old Man Stink.

think of your own fucking example, this site keeps telling me i didnt use the word GEEZER FUNK and makes me retype this, so fuck it.

by Arin Jessup May 21, 2007

Geezer teeth

The horrible set of protruding discoloured teeth that enable pommy's to talk with that ridiculous accent.

The Queen is the biggest geezer teeth of them all.

by springfield cop November 4, 2008

Julius Geezer

A senile old man who believes he is still in control,
but really isn't.

Abe is 95 years old and still comes to the office every day.
He thinks he rules this company like Caesar ruled Rome,
but nobody listens to him anymore.
We call him Julius Geezer.

by goldandsilverowner August 14, 2010

Geezer

An old person.

He's just an old geezer.
You geezer! (old fart)

by Bryan Malley August 12, 2002

geefer

A smart pair of slip-on trainers

I can't beleive the club didn't let me in with my geefers on.

by JHQ May 13, 2005

geetermotious

refering to one who frequently checks ones reflection in the windows of passing cars

see also: geetermote

Tom: "was she just geetermoting at that car?!"
I believe so...She's Geetermotious!

by nutellaisabella January 6, 2010

Geezers

A man's balls, a pair of testicles. Can also be used as an expression of one's ego. (Can also be pronounced "gee-zahs" as if with a New York accent)

"'Ey Tony, did you see that fight yesterday between Frankie and Joey?"
"Yeah I saw, got him right in the geezers!"
"Oof, right in the geezers. They'll be swimmin' with the fishes tonight."

by xomboii November 24, 2018