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Garth

is a funny, unique character, puts the G in gangster, or thug, has a big *ick to keep his pants from saggin, is part of the 3G'S a top secret service, well respected. Loves banging doggystyle. Likes rap, drum & bass, trance, kunt, azz, bj's , anal foreplay, gettin blown, garth is a mutha effin rockstar.
Oh my, garth your so huge!!

Cynthia: "Hey!!! whos that cute gay boy?"
Crystal: umm that would be Garth.
Cynthia: wow is he ever cute.
Crystal: yeah isn't he ever cute.
Cynthia: would you?
Crystal: ive already been there girl. Hes hung like a horse!!!
by kum*Star June 21, 2010
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Magic: The Gathering

The name of the world's current most effective form of birth control. Is also effective at preventing sexually transmitted diseases.

Provides protection to players are protected in three ways:
1.) 91.2% Effective that girls will no longer associate themselves with you.
2.) 94.3% Effective that you will be to involved in the game to have time for girls.
3.) 99.99% Effective that whatever girls do associate themselves with you and play the game, you will not want to have sex with.
Sex Ed Teacher: Alright boys, now I want you all sign and keep these Magic: The Gathering Cards in your wallet, as to be sure to prevent STDs.
by Trebor Thunder April 14, 2010
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Garth

To excessively rage at something that shouldn't be raged at
"Oh no, he's going to do a Garth at that game again"
by Cameroon Baxter November 11, 2014
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gawthling

A dimunative version of gawth, used to poke fun at especially young or immature poseur goths.
Marylin Manson makes gawthlings think they're so hardcore.
by Misha July 8, 2005
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gaith

the king of kings and the best of all people. the best at all games and the best of all mankind. takes all the girl, At night like Santa 365 bae.
ALL GAITH
by hahhaahaa April 27, 2019
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gathering of the juggalos

The gathering of the juggalos is when ICP, ABK, twiztid, blaze, etc. preform a show for 4 days and a hell of a lot of juggalos are there with tents and sleep out in the forest in a clearing for 4 days
by JUGGALO 101 May 10, 2010
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Homosecular Gaytheist

A thoughtful, intellectual individual who happens to identify as both gay (homosexual) and atheist (secular).
I am a homosecular gaytheist, therefore, I am awesome. I am a girl who likes girls and I don't believe in a god = HOMOSECULAR GAYTHEISM!!!!!!!!
by superk13 April 8, 2011
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