Kevin Garnett

Ranks right along with Ben Wallace, Tim Duncan and Tayshaun Prince as my favorite NBA player.
Best forward in the NBA today.

KG is da man!

by Detroit Pistons Fan(Tayalltheway) November 3, 2003

kevin garnett

to post up from the edge of the 3-pt line

to run the whole court in 7.45 steps

Jimmy was so lanky that he kevin garentted across the other team

by Anonymous November 6, 2003

granit

granit that lives in Kosovo flashes money around, however he doesn't seem to have one penny in his pocket, he will soon be an immigrant of our beloved England. he is a homosexual however does not like to admit it.

when granit walked down the street he was short. "he shorty;)"

by kosovare.mutsmelly May 1, 2019

The Garnett

To block a practice or warm up shot in basketball that occurs after a whistle or any other dead ball situation during a game.

Johnny tried to get his rhythm back from the arc and attempted a three after a foul away from the ball, but a player from the other team pulled "the Garnett" and stuffed the ball as it descended towards the rim.

by Creonptc March 20, 2011

Garritt

A type of oval device used to stimulate the nut sack in order to induce urination. Typically used for patients with low sodium intake or high fructose concentrate.

It was necessary to Garritt after drinking a 32 ounce soda.
I just had a spicy meat ball, its time for me to Garritt.

by The left meat Clever May 16, 2011

Granite bomb

When an individual with a vagina intentionally or unintentionally grinds upon another individuals leg and then proceeds to bleed on them through their panties.

Hey I was dancing with my girlfriend's best friend until she granite bombed me.

by Anoniemou5 November 7, 2010

Granite

Something that is disgusting.

My girlfriend cooked me dinner last night and it was granite!

by kwinksy August 26, 2008