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Garage Dangle Thrust Pong

A high stakes game of honour and athletic prowess involving the 'thrusting' of an object, known as a "dangle-berry", which is suspended by a piece of string from the roof of a garage (or "car-hold" if you wanna be a jerk about it)

The game plays in the style of classic pong with 2 opponents thrusting madly, and often violently, at the "dangle-berry"; each attempting to outclass and outwit their opponent thereby achieving ultimate satisfaction and recognition in the 'GDTP Deathmatch Arena - of Death"
Bj - "Yo Soph, GDTP?"

Soph - "Wurrrrrd"

Adam (reigning GDTP champion) - "In Garage Dangle Thrust Pong, your only goal is to crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."
by BjLoh October 14, 2010
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Garage

When you own one it becomes everyone's motherfucking storage facility!! (usually said by angry bald men)
This is my garage
by Blahzay Blahzay Blahzay August 21, 2020
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Garage Killer

A woman whose husband commits suicide by hanging himself in the garage.
Shanaynay: Did you hear about what happened to her husband?

Alejandro: Yeah I guess she's the new Garage Killer.
by Mercedes Jones January 13, 2011
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Speed Garage

1)The soundtrack of Heaven.
2)Simply the best creation of music that exists.
"you're right God, Speed Garage is the best sound ever heard."
by rudeone April 22, 2005
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RockStar Garageband

A Rockstar Garageband is a Group of (usually) males who have 80's hair, tend to wear eyeliner and tight pants, spend more time attracting local blonde floozy groopies than writing actual music, drink more then they make playing shows at local rundown biker bars and travel in a beat up vehicles that may break down at any time.
A RockStar GarageBand can be found in any local music scene.
by The Amber October 29, 2008
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garage racing

Going into your garage to sit on your motorcycle, because it's still too "out of season" for use.
I put the springer front end on my chopper, and did some February 'garage racing' afterwards.
by D. Gould February 20, 2006
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B.O.B. garage

A nightstand, home of a girl's B.O.B (aka Battery Operated Boyfriend/dildo).
After dumping her loser boyfriend, Daphne grabbed her favorite B.O.B. from the B.O.B. garage to console herself.
by lilacj143 January 2, 2009
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