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garner-bait

Oh man, this middle school has some garner-bait.
by Dr. Wing January 13, 2005
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Garner

A Garner is a person who is strict even though they don't know it. They have multiple jobs and are always in a rush. They have nothing bad about they but everyone thinks there is everything wrong with him.
Wow he's such a Garner, he can't be that mean.
by Leo-parda May 14, 2015
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Garner

'dgarner21 commits suicide.'
AndyPrendy: Ah! Epic Garner!
by Prendy July 8, 2010
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Garner

Technically there can be two meanings, a garner can be someone who is mentally lost in a mystical realm. This person loves wizards, fairys and goblins. A garner can also be very dumb. This person is cocky and thinks they know everything. They lose every argument they EVER get into, has little to no knowledge about sports.
Hey look a new lord of the rings is out, I bet garner will be first row.

Hey what's that guys deal he is horrible at life, he is a garner give him a break
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Gainez szn

A period of growth for the alpha male in preparation for spring break or other beach seasons
Beta: "Why are you at the gym, bro?"
Alpha: "Its gainez szn baby!"
by Alpha boys May 5, 2018
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garner

A twentysomething who abruptly becomes unnaturally conservative for their age.

The term derives from the Australian title ('Suddenly 30') for the Jennifer Garner film '13 Going On 30'.
She's become a real garner lately; don't expect to see her out on a weeknight.
by Jonomatopoeia February 28, 2008
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Gainesville Gagger

As you are banging out a girl, you choke a bitch until she passes out. At that point, you continue to pound that hoe as you do the Heimlich Maneuver to revive the skank. Once she awakens, you quickly jump on her chest and skull bang her pretty little face...
Yeah last night was crazy... I gave the Gainesville gagger to two hoes after they wouldn't let me give them an Alabama Hot Pocket...
by Al Canyon March 30, 2009
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