guardian reader

A person who reads a statement in the morning and preaches by the afternoon

Luke Skywalker knows nothing of the force in the morning, meets Obi Wan, learns a bit about the force. Thinks he's a jedi by tea time. Such a guardian reader!

by Gavgav86 September 11, 2020

Guardians

A term used generally for Nazis and Neo Nazis. The term is derived from those that guarded concentration camps.

Don't go in there, it's a Guardians bar.

by Polyglottted July 23, 2021

Guardian Lions

A typical way to define someone who's really skinny that should definetly eat more.
Rarely used to describe a female

Look at that guy! he looks like a guardian lions!

by ZorgonGolla August 3, 2017

Guardian Debt Relief

A company that scams people who are in debt.

Guardian Debt Relief lies to its customers.

by Green Pill December 30, 2019

Go Guardian

the stupidest piece of shit ever. any teacher who uses this is a fucking spy. When im tryna watch youtube this motherfucker shuts it down

"Go Guardian is stupid as fuck" "FR!" "GoGuardian is for teachers who fucking spy on kids"

by smartboi132 September 6, 2022

Library Guardian

A small figurine said to look over one’s book collection

My library guardian is a small metal fairy

by Fourmerrimans January 20, 2023

guardians of gahool

An army of gay aliens that live in the rectum of sarah palin. known for the raids on walmart, they rape innocent bystanders. and lesbian bears. and cats.

Harry potter: "i heard the Guardians of gahool are gay"
Jesus:"Yes they are. now DIE!!!"

by the new michael bay April 3, 2015