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The goops

The condition in which your digestive system processes in sudden spurts. Usually characterized by periods of quick shifting and loud gurgles caused by shifting pockets of air and digesting materials.

This condition is commonly brought on by spicy foods or poor diets. The goops are commonly followed by a case of diarhea.
"Man, I shouldn't have eaten all of those burritos. Now I've got The Goops and it's killing me."
by Stevehockey4 March 17, 2010
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A Goose

A goose is someone who shouldn't be trusted.
Alice - Hey, I ate your potato
Me - BUT I WAS GOING TO EAT THAT YOU GOOSE!!
Alice - Well, you know what they say - Never trust a Goose!
by TheOreoLermaniac February 18, 2015
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Goose Goose Goose

The act of rubbing a goose feather on someone's taint.
Guy 1: Yo I gave your mom a Goose Goose Goose last night.

Guy 2: Good she could use the attention.
by UnerringBiscuit November 2, 2009
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Goose Syrup

The sweat accumulating around a woman's vagina after a hard day or following working out. Homologous to a man's Duck Butter.
Man, I just ate Cindy's box after she got back from the gym. My mouth was covered in her Goose Syrup.
by JLewsan May 7, 2009
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Silly goose

Skeepy is A silly goose
Said DadBoyHalo
Your skin look like A silly goose
Ur A skeppy
by TheirDaughter August 11, 2020
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Georgia Goose Rocket

When the fupa is elevated, anal fluff trimmings are inserted into the snatch. Intercourse commences with male partner flapping his arms like the wings of a goose and sounding the mallard mating call. The female responds firvently fondling her fupa.
Bartholomew and Irmak perform the Georgia Goose Rocket during hot, steamy nights.
by ConorMike July 4, 2008
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Goosed

Old school definition: to pinch someone's buttocks, hopefully the opposite sex, but hey, you take what you get.

Always associated in my mind with a British accent....
Owww! You goosed me, you cheeky devil!
by badmartialarts October 15, 2004
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