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my bud got his gooner sauce all over my face during the 4 hour long goon sesh
by goonercheeks58 November 26, 2023
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Gooner Boomer

Noun/Adjective

Refers to people, technically from Gen-X & older (born 1980 or before) but mainly boomers (born 1946-1964). who display the behaviors typically associated with a "gooner" or a sex/porn addict. Their subconscious thoughts on some women are still focused primarily on sex, as if they were no more than a toy for their eyes. This also applies to gay men & straight or gay women, although it's several times rarer than for a heterosexual man. This is primarily due to traditional roles & their upbringings.

These older people also typically tend to get away with being a goon blatantly & often target younger adults (18-25) as their "material". These are only common traits though, and not required to label someone as a Gooner Boomer

SIDENOTE:
Silver Foxes technically count since they're paying young women for sex, but they're connotatively different. a Gooner Boomer is more specific to the ones who are: significantly older than a standard Silver Fox, can't get any play & behave more like incels.
Those old heads at The Oscars do not care at all about womens talent; They only care about if she's hot. They're all Gooner Boomers!
by Sweezo1 March 4, 2025
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Gooner

Gooner; a queer man named Nic who beats off in a discord room while fucking his ass with a Butternut Squash.
Person 1: god i love touching myself to the sound of men's voices for hours on end whist fucking my ass with a Butternut Squash. Person 2: Wow! that's such a Nic thing to do you fucking Gooner fag.
by ThatFreak6996 January 5, 2024
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Mateo the gooner

Mateo is an incredibly skilled gooner. His other favorite pastime is in his thinking chamber, where he thinks of ways to be able to edge for longer periods of time.
Mateo the gooner is the best gooner in town!!
by mateothegoonerfan April 16, 2024
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garfield gooner

A girl who goons their boyfriend in the Garfield movie (2024) and is usually named Liv
by Schizophrenic Urban June 6, 2024
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Gooner

What a passion goon does; a person or thing that uses articles, to improve one quality of being a goon.
That boy locks himself in his room for hours on end making a lot of noise. He must be a gooner.
by Kulacal February 8, 2025
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gooner

A male who beats his meat often, and/or is chronically online.
____ Is such a gooner! they're online like 24/7.
by king_geuce June 26, 2025
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