Book Gooner

A person with a porn addiction who reads books with sexually explicit themes, normally of Sexual assault and other atrocious sexual acts. With books such as 50 shades of grey and Haunting Adeline

Person 1: ''I like books with Borderline SA, Abusive BDSM relationships and massive age gaps!''
Person 2 ''that's disgusting you fucking book gooner''

by mreow :3 March 23, 2024

Gooner

Completly miserable, and watching porn 24/7

Example, my friend Anton is a big fat gooner

by Sebos April 26, 2024

Gooner Yala

The indigenous tribe of gooners in Panama, known for their creation of molas, fabric-layered works of art, sometimes depicting elaborate renditions of their surroundings (often gooning.)

“Yo you wanna see the Gooner Yala tomorrow?”
“Yeah man, their molas go hard. They make me hard too.”

by OneWaffleBoi August 29, 2025

Yugi-gooner

An older Yu-Gi-Oh player, so overwhelmed by the idea of chain link 2, that they make a deck whose entire purpose is to summon one Red-Eyes Dark Dragoon and pass. Anyone who wins after this immaculate setup is a "Meta-Slave".

I was trying to get some practice in tonight but I kept running into Yugi-gooners calling pure Kaiju meta.

by Balthazar1124 January 12, 2025

Gooner Bait

Gooner Bait is a piece of media ( typically a video game or anime) which contains copious amounts sexual imagry, despite not being explicitly pornographic. Features commonly include scantily clad "women" of "indeterminate" age , extreme jiggle physics, and ads which leave nothing to the imagination as to the primary audience.

Did you hear about Stellar Blade? It looks like its some serious gooner bait.

by Pleasant_Plant September 9, 2024

Gooner

To be constantly on the edge of climax without actually experiencing that winning sensation. Results a stupefied and bitter temperament.

That guy from North London is a gooner

by Rattybags December 19, 2023

Gooner Supreme

This prestigious title is awarded to the most dedicated and knowledgeable Gooners who have demonstrated an exceptional level of expertise, loyalty, and passion for the Goon. It is a distinction reserved for those who have earned the highest recognition within the community by becoming the Gooner Supreme.

Example: After 10 years of straight Goon, Nick Adatia was recognized and named the Gooner Supreme.

by Gooner Supreme March 2, 2025