glumbrella

a device that protects you not only from rain but also boosts your mood with buil-in lights and music

I grabbed my glumbrella on a gloomy day and suddenly the rain felt like a dance of joy with it's cheerful lights and soothing tunes

by Marc2.0 December 4, 2023

glummewing

Definition 1: a type of “mewing” and looksmaxxing that aims to do the absolute opposite of mewing, giving you the most horrid jawline known to man, similar to the shape of a melon
Definition 2: a way to say being in 2 places at once

Definition 1 |Bob: man look at that guys ugly jawline, he must be glummewing or something.

Definition 2 |Tom: I’ll need to find a way to glummew this weekend , I have 2 dates at the same time!

by meln_glummaxxer February 28, 2024

Glumbus McCrumbus

The CEO of Shark Water. Used to describe a very successful business CEO

You built this house like a Glumbus McCrumbus!

by Glumbus McCrumbus March 13, 2024

Glumping

The act of 2 people rubbing their asses together, nude, while shitting at the same time.

Yeah when we were glumping last night it made a bit of a brown hot dog in the middle.

by profeser.munt March 28, 2024

Glumping

Having sex with someone who is borderline retarded / very autistic.

“Yo, you ever glumped before?”
“I did some glumping last night, its fucking awesome.”

by diaperman March 29, 2024

Glumping

Filling a girls pussy with jello and cooling it letting the jello set, then having sex with your girl glumping her pussy. You then proceed to eat the remains like a Jell-O shot

I got so high with my girl last night we tried glumping it was so goopy and tasted yummy

by Eatmyass247 March 30, 2024

Glump score

The amount of ball pit balls (usually 2 inches in diameter) one can put inside their rectum. At least half of a ball must be inside for it to count. Someone can have up to 2 glump scores depending on whether the balls are lubricated or not.

Guy 1: Hey bro! What's your glump score?
Guy 2: I've gotten 20 dry, but with lube i'm able to get up to 30.

by Lighty2TF April 2, 2024