Slime Glove

The act of sticking your hand into a condom and expanding your hand until the condom breaks.

Dude me and Spicc had the biggest slime glove explosion last night.

by _Big Papa Pump_ December 23, 2020

Pudding Glove

A condom used viciously in the rectum.

If it doesn't come out chocolatey you didnt go hard enough. Wash. Rinse. Repeat

I fucked this girl in her ass so hard when i pulled out, I had a pudding glove.

by Skiddly dank master August 25, 2019

glove nugget

a little/big ball of latex in an exam glove or ..any other latex product

"Kaley puts on her bubblegum scented latex exam gloves and is suddenly annoyed and distracted by the massive glove nugget in the right index finger slot..."

by sugarglitter bomb & the bee ge November 3, 2009

Chocolate Glove

To use your hand as a replacement for your penis during anal intercource, only to find that when you take it out it is covered in poo.

Hey, I fisted Jane the other day and she gave me a disgusting chocolate glove

by S-Star April 5, 2015

Clapham Glove

(noun)

A Clapham Glove is often used to defend the male from notorious Sexually Transmitted Diseases often caught in Clapham following a Hinge or Tinder date. These diseases can include; Relationships, Second Dates and Clap.

The male should always be equipped with their own "Clapham Glove"

"Oh no, Jack is going on a Hinge date tonight, I hope he has packed an extra Clapham Glove"

by ClaphamGloveSS December 13, 2020

Eternal Glove

The Eternal Glove is a bootleg Infinity Gauntlet (from Avengers: Infinity War) used by Tantoes in “Revengers: Eternal Battle”
The Eternal Glove can hold the four eternal rocks (Spooky Rock, Zap Rock, Wall Rock, And Death Rock)
If Tantoes claps his hands while wearing the Eternal Glove (with all Eternal Rocks) it will make two thirds of the universe no longer allowed to vote.

“With the Eternal Glove I can take away Two Thirds of the universe’s right to vote...”
*Tantoes claps hands*
“Mister Steak... I don’t feel like I can vote...”

by HolyFatherOfAllOatChildren June 22, 2018

glove guilt

when you're working with sensitive materials (chemistry, food prep, biohzards, etc.) and you repeatedly fuck up when putting on/using your disposable gloves so that you go through half a box in 5 minutes and you feel guilty about wasting resources

"there would always be some residue that would sublime its way through the tape and so it would get on your gloves, and then your gloves would smell like it until you replace them, and after you replace your gloves like five times, you feel a bit of glove guilt, so this is another really annoying stupid compound"

- That Chemist, "Which chemical do I hate the most," 14:01

by k992 September 26, 2023