To use your hand as a replacement for your penis during anal intercource, only to find that when you take it out it is covered in poo.
by S-Star April 06, 2015
by Hyrox April 16, 2008
by _Big Papa Pump_ December 23, 2020
when you're working with sensitive materials (chemistry, food prep, biohzards, etc.) and you repeatedly fuck up when putting on/using your disposable gloves so that you go through half a box in 5 minutes and you feel guilty about wasting resources
"there would always be some residue that would sublime its way through the tape and so it would get on your gloves, and then your gloves would smell like it until you replace them, and after you replace your gloves like five times, you feel a bit of glove guilt, so this is another really annoying stupid compound"
- That Chemist, "Which chemical do I hate the most," 14:01
- That Chemist, "Which chemical do I hate the most," 14:01
by k992 September 27, 2023
An accumulation of gloves often found at a jobsite during the cold season. They are typically found scattered around the baseboard heaters in the breakroom. Assortment of gloves is key as many workers use a variety of low quality gloves bought in bulk.
by Billricksteveralphpeter April 08, 2009
A used condom.
---Last night, in the dark, I stepped barefoot on my tainted glove, thrown carelessly upon the floor and forgotten about in the postcoital confusion.
---Eww.
---Eww.
by palabrajot October 10, 2010
When someone has no gloves during the cold winter season, they use a rat to keep their hands warm by shoving their hand up a rat’s anus, usually resulting in the death of the rat.
by Dragontbone January 18, 2019