Salty Flapper

The act were you wave your testicals that have not been washed in a few days in someone elses face so they can smell the very unpleasent oroma.

Jew: Dude Garrett did the salty flapper to me the other day and i puked.
Garrett: Ya i know you dumb piece of shit im Garrett.

by Art E. Rie October 3, 2010

flapper

Someone who panics easily.

Fred is a flapper. He needs to relax more.

by Steve Woodier November 14, 2007

crap flapper

One who masterbates in his/her own fecal excretions; usually someone with mental retardations or an individual who has problems with standard/orthodox masterbation.

"Hey brah, you need to wash your sheets; were you eating sundaes in bed and watching television?"

"No, I was actually masterbating in my own butt squirts."

"Oh okay, that is gross, your a crap flapper you are."

by Frankinsense July 16, 2008

Dick Flapper

Another form of telling a person to shut up

Tom Ferrera keeps running his dick flapper...

by hotness12345 January 22, 2009

flapper

A girl who gets rammed alot so when she queefs, her pussy flaps.

Your mom is such a flapper. pbpbpbpbpbb ::makes flapping motion with hands::

by himura March 3, 2004

flapper

a particularly raunchy fart that makes the buttcheeks smack together in an unpleasant flapping noise

Did you hear that flapper? He must have shit his pants!

by Krazy K December 21, 2002

fapper

To look so good that one could be masturbated to. Combination of "dapper" and "fap".

Oo, he looks fapper

by kingbumii May 3, 2015