Titty Fu

Loud lapdance on a suspecting female...

Next time we go down to Hotlanta, we're getting another Titty Fu at Cheetah...

by dusty May 5, 2003

wang fu

Part of Speech- Noun
Language of Origin- Geek

1. The art of using one's penis to whoop the shit out of someone else.
2. The martial art form used by a cardboard tube ninja.

Prepare yourself to be cockslapped with my

by EvilPopTart July 14, 2004

Tongue Fu

Spittin game, mackin, slick talkin

Creator: The one, the only, E-40. You know.. Earl Stevens, 40water, The Ballatician mane

"Aye I saw you layin down some tongue fu on that hunnie the other night"

"Meng you were tongue-fuin' all damn night, tell me you got your dick wet"

by jshep22 November 6, 2013

Hung Fu

Hanging yourself from a rope that is tied to your nutts and your neck. Auto-erotic asphyxiation gone wrong. Very dangerous, don't try it!

David Carradine, star of the TV series "Kung Fu" was found dead in his hotel room closet, hanged with a rope attached from his genitals to his neck, cause of death "Hung Fu".

by udontnome June 10, 2009

Deja Fu

(n.) A fictional martial art that can only be described as the feeling that one has been kicked in the head this way before.

(v.) Getting your ass kicked a second time by the same person.

Don't screw with that monk, he knows Deja Fu.

I was hitting on that bikers woman again so I got deja fu'd.

by The Malc-Man July 28, 2008

Toe-fu

A form of Marital Arts in which bitches orgasm from positions that are kinky with a pinky. In which the foot penetrates the camel toe.... Similar to a TOE-LOCK and the resulting climax squirtingly excreets CAMEL TOE-JAM

If your pickup lines fail, and the snatch is hungry you can use your training in toe-fu to satisfy her craving and get her in a butt-naked choke hold.

by NINE-mothafuckin-TOES December 25, 2021

Can Fu

He is the stupidest guy you'll ever meet. He's funny and disciplined, especially when it comes to the gym. He slacks sometimes and is almost always nonchalant about everything. He cares... but only if you matter to him :) He also lacks functioning brain cells but manages to pull the baddest bitch in the planet. His girlfriend is so beautiful and smart that she carries the brain cells for both of them in the relationship. In exchange for her good qualities, he showers her with unconditional love and affection (and yummy kisses too).

Can Fu is daddy <3

by lilpengting February 6, 2023