fumblefucked

1. The act of a football video game deliberately cheating by having your team fumble the ball at a critical point or at the moment you are about to break a record.

"Remember when Michael was just about to break the all time record of rushing yards in a game when the game fumblefucked him."

"Just when I was taking the ball in from the 1-yard line to win the National Championship, the computer fumblefucked me."

by Todd and Michael December 12, 2008

fumblebutt

A person who is overcome by shyness around a potential mate that causes that person to fumble and make an idiot of his or her self often.

He was such a fumblebutt on our first date.

by Betharoo January 6, 2009

fumble fingering

Fidgety fingers when anticipating something exciting is called fumble fingering.

The children were fumble fingering in anticipation of opening their Christmas gifts.

by Cealia November 24, 2016

Fumby

The feeling you get when you are bored and there is nothing to do and its raining

Dang today sucks, its so fumby outside

by lolyourmomsatonmyface February 27, 2019

Fumboy

A good boy named arion

Arion is fumboy

by Russian sweat boy October 28, 2020

fumblebrag

a fraudulent humblebrag. whereas a humblebrag is a specific type of brag that masks the boasting part of a statement in a faux-humble guise -- allowing the offender to boast about his/her "status" without any shame or guilt -- a fumblebrag is even more deceptive, because the offender is unjustifiably claiming to be credited with the perceived "status".

@InstagramGirl: "OMG I have the cutest assistants ever!"

Truth be told, the "assistant" in the photo is not her assistant but rather an unpaid intern. (And, incidentally, the intern in the photo isn't even that cute.) But we now know InstagramGirl has both a low self-esteem and a proclivity for stretching the truth. Textbook fumblebrag!

by thejuggernautbro April 15, 2021

The fumble

A drunk chick who finally shows up to a party that's dominated by horny males that have been waiting a long while for some females to show up. (i.e "sausage fest") Like football players piling up on a loose ball on the field, there will be a pile up on the long awaited females coveted snatch in the quest for possession.

"When is the fumble getting here? I'm horny!"
"Girl, if you go to that party, you're gonna be a fumble because there are not going to be any other girls there."

by teenez69er August 22, 2014