Geometric fuckton

The amount of fucks you give when your girl leaves you, and takes the dog, truck, credit cards, and house keys, with her.

Good luck getting out of that one, buddy. Better hope you’re still on yo mama’s good side...

You: You know what, take yo money, i don’t need it. I don’t give a fuck anymore.

Your crazy ass gf: you will in a minute. You’ll care a whole ass geometric fuckton. Yk what, gimme my credit cards. Yea, the debit too. And while we’re at it, I want my keys back- to the house AND the car.

by The_UnlovedOne August 3, 2019

metric fuckton

Equivalent to 100 million dollars. 1 metric fuckton is 1 metric ton of the largest denomination bill, aka $100. 1 metric ton of bills is 1 million bills, at 1 gram per bill.

The price is 2 metric fucktons.

by YaBoiBreezy April 27, 2020

Metric Fuckton

One metric fuckton is equal to 7 billion and 10 million tons or 1.402e+13 pounds. This is calculated by haveing a metric fuckton be equal to 10 duck loads and 1 fuckload being equal to the population of china, which is 1.402 billion.

Joe: Man I have a Metric Fuckton of laundry to do today
Siri: One Metric Fuckton is equal to 1.402e+13 pounds
Joe: Your mom weighs 1.402e+13 pounds

by Your mother is 1.402e+13 lbs August 17, 2022

Autistic fuckton

When you have a large amount of something. Usually many items in a particular group of objects or many copies of the same item

Dude, have you seen Tony's jackstands and floor jacks?

Other dude: yeah bro, he has an autistic fuckton of tools in general bro.

by Ttess1 January 12, 2026