fry-locked

inability to cook any other way but frying!!. -baking, steaming, boiling OR broiling; totally UNACCEPTABLE!!

if the food isn't cooked submerged in grease at high temperature, it is deemed WRONG!

a practice of cooking specific to many african 'tribes', also common in s. america.

health nut judy was reluctant to eat at dewayne's, because she knew he was fry-locked.

all the fast-food joints are totally fry-locked!

went to mcfoolsley's where they steam, boil, broil or bake!
a non fry-locked establishment!, SO nice to get a 'shit sammich' STEAMED!

by michael foolsley March 10, 2013

Crispy Fry

A pierced penis, usually a prince Albert.

Donna chipped her tooth on a crispy fry last night which lead to an emergency trip to the dentist.

by Zaveer August 15, 2017

Carrot Fry

Someone who brings a sack lunch to work even though he's a 37 year old investment banker, not a 12 year old 5th grader.

Person 1: Hey, should we see if John wants to come with us to Olive Garden to eat unlimited, protein-packed breadsticks and plan our super dope trip to Barcelona?
Person 2: Nah, that guy is a total fucking carrot fry.

by Heybeerman May 14, 2018

Frying the nipple

The act of aggressively sucking a girls nipple until it is purple similar to a hickey

"Zack was frying the nipple yesterday and it felt so good"

by Goeorge nickleson jr June 5, 2018

bryce fry

usaully a fucking dumbass with no sense of direction bryce fry can be a sweetheart and love sucking that myles dick

did you suck myles dick? wow your a bryce fry

by swagballs November 19, 2019

frying pan

something that can deflect bullets

Quick! use your frying pan Ban_manatee

by penispowski November 30, 2017

Fry, motherfuckers!

A taunt shouted to people caught up in an explosion, fireball, etc.

Can also be used to openly mock a badly losing team in any sport.

As screamed triumphantly by Big Smoke in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

(truck explodes while CJ and Big Smoke ride on)
Big Smoke: FRY, MOTHERFUCKERS!

by OzzieWanker85 February 28, 2020