Frog Smile

It requires you and a partner getting naked. The male would do a leap frog and the penis drags across the backside.

Jane and I did the Frog Smile last night!

by The_Illuminati September 27, 2015

crazy frog

A ringtone created by satans very own spawn, Jamster. Not content with ripping off the sound from something called 'the insanity test', they created a hellish blue frog that for some mysterious reason had a tiny shrivelled blue wang, which becomes all the more confusing when you learn that frogs don't actually have wangs.

Do not underestimate just how irritating this er, 'phenomenon' is. If they played this, on loop, at 120 decibels, over the hills of afghanistaan, Bin Laden would come running out of hiding after just 5 minutes offering total surrender and some free dirt on Saddam to boot.
on chavs however, it has no effect.

i would like to feed the crazy frog microwave popcorn kernels, nuke it, and watch the fallout land smack bang on jamster headquarters! B-ding ding ding ding SPLAT

by me old fruity July 1, 2006

Sgt. Frog

(a.k.a Sergent Frog)a weird but funny manga about aliens that look like demented frog people that are "suppoeively" trying to take over Earth but can't since their plans are strange and can't really work.

buy your copy of Sgt. Frog today!!!

by Fart! May 13, 2005

crazy frog

The Crazy Frog is a fucking annoying ringtone that has somehow managed to be a fucking phenomenon, spawning the adverts that are on so much it's making people want to kill themselves and/or the TV, T-shirts, posters and not one but TWO remix singles! And the worst thing is, not only are these Jamster fucks getting more fucking rich than the police or fire department who actually risk their lives to help others, but people are actually BUYING INTO THIS SHIT! These fucking idiots are parting with their hard-earned cash to fuel this irritating idiotic pile of crap! Both Jamster and anyone who has spent money on anything Crazy Frog related have IQs of 7! Fuck you all for making the world a more annoying place!

"Hey, buddy, check what I got"
*brings out phone and plays Crazy Frog*

"You actually bought that?! WHY?!"

"I dunno... It's funny!"

"IT'S BEEN AROUND FOR MORE THAN HALF A YEAR! HOW THE FUCK CAN IT STILL BE FUNNY?! YOU IDIOT!!! WHY THE FUCK AM I EVEN TALKING TO YOU?!?!?!?!"

*shoots retard then shits in corpse*

by Chris Thorburn July 6, 2005

frog strangler

noun, an exceedingly large rain storm, a torrential downpour, greater than simply "raining cats and dogs," a rain event marked by even adept amphibians drowning.

Were you in New Orleans for that frog strangler that hit last year?

by Paul Burnham February 7, 2007

crazy frog

Somebody asking to have their mobile wrenched from their grasp so it can be flung into a deep fat frier.

"I hear the world's most irritating ringtone, and must destroy something immediatly. Preferably the phone it's emanating from. Maybe the owner as well."

by OD Smith April 19, 2005

Buzzin' Frog

the feeling you get after power-shooting some liquor, about 4 shots in a row oughta do it. Once you hit buzzin frog status you have assumed a new identity.

the Phrase made popular by Leslie Nielsen in Wrongfully Accused.

"You know, I've never seen you
around here, Mr..."

-"Buzzin.
Buzzin Frog.
Born on the shores
of the Euro Larvae River in Rapala.
Couple of husky jerks...
...brought me to Slimy Slug,
South Dakota.
Up there by Timber Doodle?
The Zebco brothers, Smithwick..
...and Salty Dog Shrimp--"

Wheewww!! those shots got me Buzzin' Frog!!

by Euforia4life February 14, 2009