1) friend 1"hey man, you have lettuce in your hair, you look like a dumbass."
friend 2"wow thanks for telling me! why didn't anyone else tell me?"
friend 3" 'cause it's more fun that way."
2) Friends are like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel it. Thanks for being the pee in my pants.
friend 2"wow thanks for telling me! why didn't anyone else tell me?"
friend 3" 'cause it's more fun that way."
2) Friends are like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel it. Thanks for being the pee in my pants.
by udaddict August 23, 2009

by joecacola January 31, 2005

by Matt Elkins April 6, 2006

noun, the menstruation
This is the period while women eliminate blood from the womb because a pregnancy did not happen. Actually, monthly is informal but not a swearword.
This is the period while women eliminate blood from the womb because a pregnancy did not happen. Actually, monthly is informal but not a swearword.
by Tiago Zuhr October 16, 2008

That guy who can act like an ass and a week later you both are at the bar together. That guy who can see you at your worst and tomorrow you'll be shooting hoops with him. That's a friend.
by shortkite24 March 19, 2010
