friend

something you dont have

I wish I had a friend...

by Robo-Cracker March 25, 2020

friend

someone who isnt a dick

hey there... friend.

by trebored January 15, 2018

Friends

1) You can rely on them to tell you when you look stupid, or not.
2)The pee in your pants.

1) friend 1"hey man, you have lettuce in your hair, you look like a dumbass."
friend 2"wow thanks for telling me! why didn't anyone else tell me?"
friend 3" 'cause it's more fun that way."
2) Friends are like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel it. Thanks for being the pee in my pants.

by udaddict August 23, 2009

friended

Related to facebook. When someone asks to be your friend on the facebook

Jon friended Laura after hooking up with her the night before

by joecacola January 31, 2005

friending

the action of going to a social event to make a new friend; like 'fishing', but for friends.

I went to Starbucks for coffee but ended up friending since there were so many cool peeps there.

by Matt Elkins April 6, 2006

friend

noun, the menstruation

This is the period while women eliminate blood from the womb because a pregnancy did not happen. Actually, monthly is informal but not a swearword.

When the friend goes away, I'll give it night and day.

by Tiago Zuhr October 16, 2008

Friend

That guy who can act like an ass and a week later you both are at the bar together. That guy who can see you at your worst and tomorrow you'll be shooting hoops with him. That's a friend.

Friend 1: Go to hell you ass.

a week later

Friend 2: i'll take a scotch

Friend 1: Jack

by shortkite24 March 19, 2010