Foreskin fingers

When a man doesn't wash his hands after pissing

Man:"need any help cooking?"
Woman:"not with your foreskin fingers I don't!"

by Smallad_flingers July 26, 2023

all foreskin

having no substance; without spine or backbone; illusory; bending under pressure

Governor Rick Perry spoke a tough game while on the campaign trail, but those who knew him best, also knew that he was all foreskin.

by TheAcsMan September 12, 2011

diamond foreskin

A condition of mental toughness and resiliency for men. When a man is so woke, and tired of the bullshit, he is said to have a diamond foreskin.

Men who cannot be hurt by words.

“She tried to break him, but she forget he’s got a diamond foreskin.

“Brah, you can’t crack a diamond foreskin”

by Fact Based Person January 30, 2018

Farmer's foreskin

Used to describe someone who is full of bull shit.

Don't listen to Zoë, she's like a farmer's foreskin!

by thongkham December 24, 2015

Foreskin bowl

When you roll your foreskin up to make a bowl for your blue oval.

I gave so many blue ovals my foreskin bowl is irritated.

by Ford truck man April 25, 2023

Foreskin robbery

When someone, most the time a doctor, robs you of your sheath for your one eyes snake.

Those doctors committed a foreskin robbery when I was born!

by Gen Z God April 28, 2022

Foreskin Clams

A foreskin clam is the process of smegma in the foreskin becoming hardened over time, eventually resulting in a calculus bridge - like substance in the foreskin. When peeled back, the victim of the foreskin clam will pull the clam out to reveal a ring like buildup that is somewhat shaped like a clam

Foreskin clams are solid buildup is said to be more excruciating than a kidney stone

by Ultramann85 June 21, 2020