kansas mud flap

The act of taking a huge dump on a rag of some sort and then slapping it onto the face of someone that is sleeping.

(The Morning After the kansas mud flap occured)
Ramone: "Dude it smells like shit in here..."
Steve: "Maybe because I totally Kansas Mud-Flapped you last night while you were passed out piss drunk."

by Halifax Redthorn February 12, 2008

flap happy

A person that loves having their face stuck up in a girl's meat curtains.

Duder 1: "So how was it with that asian girl last night?"

Duder 2: "Oh dude she had the stretchiest meat curtains I've ever seen. My face was all up in there for like an hour. I was so flap happy."

Duder 1: "You one sick mother, doggy."

by westfalia December 15, 2009

flap slap

when a woman slaps someone in the face with her labia.

He turkey slapped her she lifted up her skirt and flap slapped him back!

by camocap May 21, 2009

brazilian flapjack

This is where you are doing a female from behind and bust a nut on her back. Let the semen dry to that of a flake and make her eat it.

I wanted to have my girl try a new breakfast food so I made her a brazilian flapjack.

by Chris McCartney November 7, 2006

fap flap

The name given to the vertical slit or opening at the front of guys' briefs or boxers, which allows quick access for masturbation ("fapping").

Frequent use of ones fap flap can overstretch the fabric leading to awkward and embarrassing sleeping positions.

by JakobTTx January 28, 2010

Flappage

Garland reference to excessive dropping or flapping of internet equipment. Device is continuously up and down.

We're seeing alot of flappage from your modem rack.

by swanssy January 13, 2009

flapho

a woman who engages in incessant talking or conversation devoid of usual meaning or content; generally for the sake of audibility, and personal satisfaction. The most common remedy for a flapho is a logjam, though it has only temporary effects.

Man, I went out with this girl last night and she didn't stop talking the whole damn time, Lord knows what she was talking about, that girl was a flapho if i've ever seen one. She drained every last bit of energy out me, i was tempted to logjam her, but for now i'm done dating flaphos!

by jimtank June 10, 2009