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cunt flush

by Tatd4Life March 18, 2010
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caution flush

When you've taken such a massive dump that if you don't flush before you wipe your ass, you'll probably overflow the toilet
(similar to the courtesy flush)
Oh my god, I was so embarassed when I nearly overflowed my new boyfriends' toilet.
You should have used a caution flush
by four-eyed-dunker August 12, 2011
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complementary flush

flushing toilet right after a turd hits the water as to not stink up the bathroom for the next person
hurry up I gotta take a dump, and how about a complementary flush
by somethree May 9, 2013
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butt-flush

In poker, the second best flush possible given the situation.
I had the king high butt-flush, but he had the nuts.
by benofmn July 15, 2013
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Preemptive Flush

What you do when you are taking such a big dump that you are afraid you will clog the toilet, so you flush while the dump is being made. What you do when you expect a "Clogger Shit."
by Stew711 July 20, 2015
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get flushed down a toilet and come out in a new suit

1. A person who "looks" wealthy, acts wealthy and most people think he is wealthy but in reality it's all pretend.

2. A person who "looks good" no matter what they do. They come out on the winning end all the time.
He's so smooth and such a player he could get flushed down a toilet and come out in a new suit!
by Dottie Blitz April 5, 2016
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Wallet flush

Wallet Flush: Extraordinary and unexpected one-time expense, usually associated with car repairs, particularly European brands. Also, includes expenses related to, among others, veterinarian, heating/air-conditioning and plumbing. Not to be confused with the more painful Wallet Enema.
The veterinarian gave Bob a Wallet flush!
by Bobnoxious May 18, 2017
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