flurpus

A reference to the sound your ass makes when having heavy diarrhea.

Man, that taco bell order made me do a flurpus.

by A Pig's Butchery December 3, 2019

flurpes

Some sick herpes infected motherfucker who also has the flu!

I can’t believe John has the flurpes

by Dezman January 9, 2020

Flurking

The act of lurking on Twitch whilst eating/cooking/preparing food

I'm still hear watching the stream but I'll be flurking whilst I eat my dinner

by jiggly_peach December 28, 2020

Flurt

Adjective. The act of flirting while fucking

*Absolutely obliterating pussy*
" hey your eyes look really pretty tonight, has anyone told you that"
"No, but thanks, I've always wanted to flurt"
*continues obliteration*

by Mintytitty January 16, 2021

Flurf

(n1)An animal who is so extremely fluffy and furry that they become a flurf.
(n2)Hair from an extremely flurfy animal.
(v)For a flurfy animal to give a human cuddles full of flurf.

(n1)"That flurf is very cute!"
(n2)"Jeez, that's a lot of flurf"
(v)"I think that cat wants to flurf you, Donald"

by Lucas T. June 5, 2021

Flurther

A flurther is a loving name for someone kind and beautiful, inside and out.

I love you my little flurther.

by That Aussie chick November 2, 2021

flurb

Holding down the power button on a PC for 30 seconds while disconnected from its power source to reset the BIOS to factory default settings and reset the computer date and time. This can sometimes fix issues that a simple computer restart can not.

Bill's TPM was not being detected. We flurb'd the PC and it started asking for the BitLocker pin again!

by WastedVoodoo January 31, 2022