Flushtrated

The feeling that comes over you after dropping a deuce at your girlfriend's/boyfriend's house for the first time and realizing you have fatally clogged the toilet.

Dude, I went to Jenny's pad last night, and I drank 3 pitchers that afternoon so I had to drop a fat-ass brown bomber in the crapper: when I tried flushing that log down, it was a no-go... I was straight-up flushtrated, homie.

by The King of all Mexicans August 22, 2011

Cover Flush

A tactical maneuver performed by a self conscious person and a friend/relative/stranger. In said maneuver, the friend flushes a toilet to mask all noises coming from the self conscious person's stall during the defecation process.

I had to shit so badly today that when I saw Jon Grzegorzewski in the hall, I had him supply me with a cover flush while I audibly shat.

by TRAVisDOUGIE March 22, 2010

Facebook Flush

To delete people from your friend list.

I have 2156 "friends" but only actually talk to half of them. It must be time for a Facebook Flush.

by nrs1970 June 24, 2010

curteousy flush

When a dump of such great mass is taken, it must be flushed in two or more segments. The first of these flushes is referred to as the curteousy flush.

"Dude you clogged my toilet? Not cool, amigo!"
"Man, you've got some weak plumbing, I gave that shit a curteousy flush and it still couldn't handle me."

by Boba Fett PhD April 20, 2015

phone flush

When you are talking to someone on the phone who decides to relieve themselves while still talking to you. You know because you hear them flush the toilet!

Cindy had the nerve to phone flush me last night! She tried to play it off like she was doing the dishes...but I knew better. I know she phone flushed me.

by Jamie AKA The Hussy Housewife January 16, 2009

flushlight

(n.) \flush'līt\ A flashlight (usually an LED flashlight) that's so pathetically dim for its size that you just want to viciously throw it at one of those wall-mounted porcelain uranators or into a toliet to watch it explode into hundreds of sharp little bits (the flashlight, not the pisscan or the shitbowl).

{Linda}: Hey Freddy, please go grab me the flashlight so I can see what's making that squeaky noise behind the toliet!!!

{Freddy}: Got it! {click...click...click...} Shit! This fucking thing is a true flushlight if ever there was one! What a PWPOSMF!! It's so fucking dim that you couldn't see the bottom of an empty wastepaperbasket on a sunny day!!!

by Telephony November 6, 2012

flushtown

a modern term for Flushing for teen.

Flushing is an area in queens that consist of mainly asians.

Yo, meet up at Flushtown tonight, iight?

by flushtownhead May 17, 2009