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Floppy Moppy

Immideatly after one man receives a blow job and the other man involved in the threesome is goin down on the woman giving the blow job to the 1st man, the second man unknowingly gets his hair slicked back by the first man's saliva soaked genitals from 1st man backing up for insertion. Also known as the "sluggo" or "Captain Dick Beard"
I bet you didn't expect the "floppy moppy ". Now we'll call you sluggo
by Fuhkinzk May 15, 2018
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Floppy Donkey Dick

Someone with a huge dick

Most like Floppy and as big as a donkeys

(Most Corbin’s an Logan’s don’t have this but your friend Mason does)
by NiggyBiggy 69 June 8, 2018
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Floppy Doppy

I played with my floppy doppy to get it hard.
by Dingo February 25, 2003
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floppy Roy

Cannot perform a sexual act on oneself or a potential victim. This is due to excessive boozing and or bothing. First heard in the film Human Traffic.
Oi dave remember that bird i pulled last night after 10 stellas and a bong? Yeah, well Floppy Roy turned up, the cunt.
by skidmarks3 October 25, 2009
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Floppy Mess

A term used to describe someone who:
A) is badly dressed, or
B) has no idea what they're doing and is all over the place.
"Ella, you're a floppy mess in those ridiculous shoes."

"My paper is due in two hours and I can't stop procrastinating. I'm afloppy mess!"
by Zozofosho September 21, 2011
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Floppy Creamer

When A man is about to have sex with his partner and he covers the tip of his penis in whipped cream before inserting his penis into her vagina.
"Dude, I just gave my Girlfriend the most amazing Floppy Creamer EVER!"
by Mat123234345456567678789890 November 16, 2011
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Floppy-b

A term most barbs use to insult the flop named c@rd! B she has so right to even be in the same millennium as our lord and saviour NICKI MINAJ THE QUEEN OF RAP “NICKI MINAJ IS THE QUEEN OF RAP x2 YOU HEAR ME” -Lovley peaches
Ugh floppy-b made another album time to call millie🏳️ 🌈. 🚐~~~~~~~~~
by Your local barbist May 25, 2022
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