Floor Swimmer

An inexperienced drunk whose booze-fueled antics usually either descend into such ridiculous acts as pretending to swim on the floor, or becoming legitimately unable to stand giving the impression of swimming on the floor.

"That guy who staggered into the party last night was a sloppy drunken mess, a real floor swimmer."

by FrigOff April 15, 2014

floor-seeker

a beer that makes you pass out

Credit: Jason Sampietro

Warning: That beer will is quite a floor-seeker.

by moonjelly August 4, 2018

floor grinding

when a woman lies on her stomach and pushes her pelvis on the floor and moves her legs side to side until she reaches an orgasm.

dude 1: damnnnn look at all those sexy ladies floor grinding
dude 2: I know, i’m jealous because they can have a clit orgasm without sex or masterbating

by Im that random kid June 28, 2019

Floomp

Floomp alludes to a sound as well as a general description of a failing and/or falling action. It is normally proceeded by the word 'man' or 'geez' and is indicative of a light hearted acceptance of failure.

1) Man, I tried to play it off but I totally floomped down those last three steps. haha
2) Geez, I was supposed to clean the house but I just kinda floomped around the all day.

by MrFloomp July 6, 2021

Floor Alien

An autistic person

Bob "I'm autistic
Jeff "Oh so you're a floor alien"

by spacio November 11, 2021

Floor Sushi

Something Aydin eats everyday unlike pussy.
A meme in Aydin's twitch stream.
Sexual food?

I really don't want have some of Aydin's floor sushi

by floordaddy February 28, 2023

fourth flooring

When one male seeks attention and acceptance from another male.

To perform ritual "Daps" to seek another males acknowledgement and approval.

A Cavin eyes up a larger, more fitted male and quickly starts a conversation with him. He then talks him up soon afterwards. This is considered Fourth Flooring. Or, 4th Flooring.

by Geiger July 20, 2008