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flooding tub

by uwu legend September 21, 2019
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crap flooding

A mildly crass way to describe actions either on purpose or by accident causing a denial of service or inconvenience to others by putting out a large useless volume of something.
Some corporate asshat caused a ton of support calls due to his badly coded app crap flooding the network with traffic.
by winston smith the III March 20, 2017
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Shrink flood

(For men) When you sit down to take a shit when you're cold - when your flaccid penis has shrunk to where it no longer hangs down like normal - and the defecation triggers urination which is released in a horizontal, outward stream that goes all over your floor.
Man, I just cleaned my bathroom, and then I had to go take a shit after my heat went out. I should have waited to drink that kombucha, because I had a shrink flood...
by HounmanBT November 7, 2019
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flood the nile

A very wet female that is squirting
Baby I'm going to make you flood the Nile tonight!
by Sonny bertram February 25, 2019
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Flood Pirate

During floods its the animal that boats up to your house acting like thaey are going to rescue you but instead they end up robbing you.
The victims of Hurricane Harvey were constantly being robbed and looted by flood pirates.
by Snakepliskken August 30, 2017
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the great flood

When you don't masturbate for a few weeks and you blow your load
by DiehlWithIt March 11, 2015
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Flood Of Pain

POURING DOWN ON ME
AND IT WILL NOT LET UP UNTIL THE END IS HERE
UNTIL IT FINDS MY DREAMS HAVE DISAPPEARED
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'ARGH FECK WHY '
'AND IT WILL COME LIKE A FLOOD OF PAIN'
by TheDNAofthesoul October 5, 2022
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