flid

A childhood insult, similar in meaning to spaz. Presumably derived from the word thalidomide.

by Anonymous January 30, 2003

Flished

The feeling of being pissed off and exhausted because you had to cancel something.

I'm so flished because I had to cancel my flight. Now I have to stay home.

Pat worked extra hours to finish a project. He's so flished that he couldn't see his girl instead.

by Alexander Williams November 22, 2005

FAIDS

An acronym that stands for "Financial Allocation Ineptitude/Disability Syndrome", and refers to an inability to properly manage financial assets. Those who suffer from FAIDS usually suck horribly at Monopoly, and are constantly over-drafting their bank accounts.

Members of both sexes can suffer from FAIDS, examples being women who buy excessive amounts of clothing or men who buy useless tools that they will never use.

One of the easiest and most effective treatments for FAIDS is using scissors to cut up the victims' credit cards.

Guy 1: "Dude, what the fuck! Don't just buy every damn property you land on, use your brain!"

Guy 2: "Sorry man... I can't help it... I don't know how to deal with my money... I.. *sniffle* I have FAIDS!"

Guy 1: "My god... I had no idea..."

by phroot January 23, 2009

flimsy h

when a guy is fucking a girl/guy in the ass or back door and the girl/guy is either sucking off a guy or eating out a pussy and it forms an "h" but once movement starts the "h" becomes rather flismy

limpy tried to flimsy h last nite .............................but the flimsyness got to intense for his limpyness

by "hobbes" and "patches" June 17, 2006

Flipsies

Flipsies: The human version of seal flippers. Usually the result of an artist who struggles to draw hands.

Cas tried to hold onto the balloon, but his flipsies wouldn't let him so he watched it float away into the sunset.

Gabriel kept dropping his ice cream because he couldn't hold it in his flipsies.

by Piren March 11, 2013

FAIDS

FAIDS or FADES, featured in the comic titled The 120 Nights of St. DeathCruise, is short of Fish Aids. Fish Aids was originally coined when the author saw a person fishing in the Hudson River, NY.

Eating a fish infected by FAIDS will result in death.

by RaineLizander September 10, 2006

the "Fred Flinstone"

The act of penetrating from the rear, her legs being wrapped around your waist, she is holding herself off the ground with her hands, all while simultaneously moving forward with you in a very "cave man," Fred Flinstone Mobil type fashion; all while shouting "Yaaba Daaba Doo!"

I knew the very moment I met you, that we were destined to do the "Fred Flinstone" with each other.

by major tom on your mom March 5, 2009