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Flerpitude

The greatness in size or extent of the stupidity of those who claim to believe that the earth is flat. A combination of the words flerf, derp, and magnitude. This phenomenon is created and increased by spending multiple hours ingesting flat earth echo-chamber propaganda and congregating with other flerfs.
The flerpitude of the leaders of the flat earth propaganda movement, and their followers, has required a new scale to be created to measure the level of stupidity that those people demonstrate.
by Dar the Neophyte January 15, 2025
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flerk

someone who is often found guilty of cp
benton is a flerk
by the super saver April 28, 2025
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Flerral

Being an idiot or saying something idiotic
James is a flerral
by bigmanarchibald124 October 9, 2025
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Flerp

Flerp is the action of one man laying his erect penis on a hard surface such as a table and a 2nd man with an erect penis slams his penis on top of the first man like a meat hammer.
by anonymous October 28, 2025
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Ridin' Flerfy

The act of a flat earther driving while operating a video camera discussing stupid ideas like flat earth to their livestream audience or in order to upload later. (See Flerf.)
Side note: Recording in a vehicle prevents their family members from hearing how stupid they are and thus leaving them homeless or without a family while the worst of the Flerfs call their vehicle home from destroying their relationships with other humans.
"Did you see the latest flat earth video?"
"Yeah...The moron was ridin' flerfy and not paying attention to the road."
by Kristin Frost Lazerbeams April 27, 2020
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dirty flerida

A true cock sucker. One who can have multiple orgasms by performing oral sex on their partner without any penetration.
Jane have more orgasms performing a dirty Flerida, than being fucked from/in the rear.

Her husband prefers her to have a dirty Flerida because it turns him on.
by Tofu burger September 11, 2021
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Dirty Flerida

A woman who has multiple orgasms without penetration while performing fellatio.
She loves giving head because it results in a dirty Flerida.
by Tofu burger September 13, 2021
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