Flabbergasted

it means when someone urinates on something or someone

"mom, i Flabbergasted the bed"

"no, ma'am, i didn't Flabbergast the cat"

by whobannedyoussef December 29, 2021

hibber flabber

To have sex on top of a mountain with a cat

I watched a man hibber flabber a cat

by Parkkek biagdei February 17, 2018

flabbergasted

Used to describe yourself of someone else who is very stoned.

I smoked 3 joints and now I'm flabbergasted.

by Simmo April 2, 2004

flabbe le cheese

something that is very cheesey (tacky) for example
also means very cool >:)

dude 1:this program is so tacky
dude 2:so its flabbe le cheese?

by maftab January 10, 2008

Flabbergasturbation

FLABBERGASTURBATION: the art of a man with a small penis using an obese woman's excess stomach skin (aka: flab) to masturbate. To reach the point of Flabbergasturbation one must truly enjoy masturbating into someones stomach flab, wrapping his penis in the stomach flab and thrusting until he thereby reaches an orgasm to good he becomes flabbergasturbated.

What's Shelly's number? I wanna get some flabbergasturbation!

by TheFreakFairy June 7, 2011

Flabber Blasting

Verb - A sexual act wherein a man has lude conduct with the folds of a women who is of a extraordinary girth.

Mike is flabber blasting that girl right now.

by The Master of all things December 30, 2014

cumfilled flabbergaster

that moment when you accidentally jizz into an apple and your 4 year old son bites into it

"AH CUMFILLED FLABBERGASTER, NATHANIEL THAT IS NOT THE NON-GMO APPLE."

by crispy chickennut February 7, 2020