Fotching

Cumming all over the place (with a lisp)

so i was fotching while playing fortnite, this skin is GYATTTTTTTTT

by DKDiamond April 25, 2023

Feathing

Having gay intercourse with a living bird, specifically pigeon, while it's being put under chinese water-torture in a room with no light sources at all. This is commonly used as a quick sensation of pleasure without the trouble of getting an actual girlfriend and having a compassionate relationship with someone.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear? Guy 3 apparently feathed in a whole vulture last night!
Guy 2: That's BS. He can't even fit comfortably into a pigeon.
Guy 1: Nah, feathing is just has sex with it in a dark room. Chinese water torture for extra fun.
Guy 3: Dude, I cummed like, 3 times in it.

by birde <3 July 30, 2024

Funtching

The act of Munting and Felching on the same body, at the same time, with two different people

“Have you felched before?”
“I mean my friend brought me to the graveyard and we were funtching”

by jhaas April 2, 2024

Fitching

To masturbate (to completion or not) during class while making eye contact with classmates and/or teachers.

“I think that kid over there is fitching; I swear I saw his arm moving.”

by EvanFitchG00N April 12, 2024

Feltching Ferret

A ferret specially bred for the purpose of anal feltching. A throughbred ferret speifically used to stimulate the anal cavity of fucked up people.

Norbert Nobnoodle just purchased some feltching ferrets online for a bit of ferret felching in the sun after he stuck those critters up his bum

by bradsbadluck May 3, 2024

Flapshing

Flapshing is when you have sex with a horizontally challenged life form and all of their fats spill out of their body into your cock and it feels good.

"Holy shit keep Flapshing me Ander Dingus," Bertha said.

by noxyforreal May 11, 2024

Flacking

A sex act in which a man wearing a set of medieval armor jerks off while standing on the rim of an active volcano. When he is on the edge of cumming, he jumps into the volcano and cums when he lands in the lava.

-This definition was cooked up by Asa Shin Erection.

Flacking was a favorite pastime of men in the 16th century.

by spunkyjizzmaster69420semenjizz May 14, 2024