three-fingered Egyptian

Pushing three fingers into a girl's camel toe, forcing her panties up her cunt.

"See that camel toe?"
"Yeah, I'd like to give her the three-fingered Egyptian

by bobpoppy April 9, 2008

figure 8

when a female has two penises inserted into any one of her orifices at the same time (making the shape of a "figure 8")

A buddy of mine and I "figure 8" that bitch. Her pussy was so stretched when we were done with her that when she ran, she flapped in the wind!

by brentionary March 16, 2009

fingered

When a guy fucks a girl's pussy with his fingers instead of his dick. Sometimes resulting in orgasm if the guy knows what he's doing.

Did you finger her yet ?
-Yeah. I could fit my whole hang up that loose, nasty shit.
Damn. That's pitiful.

by gee$ August 13, 2005

full figured

A politically correct term for "fat".

She wanted to set me up with her friend who she called "full figured". I said no thanks.

by Klopek007 July 9, 2006

Satan Figure

An individual, group (ethnic, national, etc.), or ideology (liberalism, conservativism, etc.) that serves as the focal point for societal rage, even when this can distract from more pertinent issues.

Sometimes being a Satan Figure only gets names hurled in your direction. Sometimes, it gets you killed.

by FVZA May 26, 2006

figures of speech

A word or phrase used in a nonliteral sense to add rhetorical force to a spoken or written passage.

Figures of speech: "Calling her a crab was just a figure of speech... But she has literal crabs."

by DefineItSam November 6, 2014

three fingered salute

three fingered salute is another name for CTRL+ALT+DELETE.

CTRL+ALT+DELETE does...

Windows 3.11 = blue screen prompt to restart.
Windows 9x = Applications-only version of Task Manager.
Windows 2000 = Lock PC screen
Windows XP Home = Task Manager.
Windows XP Pro = Lock PC screen
Windows Vista and 7 = Menu to log off, switch user, lock computer, turn off and Task Manager

Sam: Why this computer with Windows 7 will not unfreeze?
Robert: Try the three fingered salute.

by Rob215 June 23, 2010