Fiddle fart assing

To waste time doing anything and everything other than what you're supposed to be currently doing.

You boys better quit fiddle fart assing around and finish your homework.

by Ratcliff Grove Warrior November 20, 2017

Fiddle In the Night

Sex.
It's sex.

Andrew: Ryan where the fuck have you been for the last ten hours.
Ryan: I was having a quick fiddle in the night

Andrew: Ah, I see.

by Future Dictionary April 15, 2019

Corn Fiddle

When a girls on top of a guy during sex and he reaches around and pulsates her butt hole. The resulting motion should look like you're playing a fiddle.

Dude i corn fiddled the shit out of her last night.

by Pala Mayne March 13, 2010

velvet fiddle

The clitoris or, as they say, "the little man in the boat"

She was never really into men; I guess she was sexually content with staying home with her cat watching the Twilight series and playing her velvet fiddle 'til she fell asleep...

by mistereddie November 27, 2012

Biddie fiddler

a person who prefers to hump old folk

tracy he`s old enough to be your grandad, your such a biddie fiddler....

by garrythegrey April 13, 2016

dick fiddle

An insult used to degrade or demean someone or something.

Shut up James you two-timing dick fiddle!

Did you hear about Terrissa, she's such a dick fiddle!

by Shitstain McGee February 15, 2017

Dick Finale

Producing and ejaculating enough semen that the woman is completely drenched beyond recognition. It is also considered an encasing of cum on a woman.

Duuuude I gave that chick a dick finale!
OMG, he gave me a Dick Finale and I had to shower for hours to get everything off.

by DorkyDes14 January 9, 2021