Filter Hitter

Poor person; Someone who is running out of cigarettes and smokes part of the filter; Someone who smokes the filter to get the extra nicotine

That poor bitch is a filter hitter, there's nothing left in that cigarette.

by LeviiLightning June 11, 2010

Filter Fiend

A person, generally a woman, who excessively adds filters to their pictures on social media.

"Hey man look at this girl's picture! She looks cute!"

"Nah bro, she only looks like that because there are so many filters. She's a filter fiend."

by The Reaver May 4, 2014

Filter Hot

A person, typically a woman, who appears "online" as an 8-10 but in real life is a 5 at best.

Jesus Johnnie, I just met Britney. I thought she was a smoke show online, but come to find out she's really only filter hot.

by Sully_The_Jeep May 1, 2017

filter water

Adding water to the filter to get any leftover residue that did not get sucked up into the syringe.

Im starting to get sick, let me get that filter water.

by 7im September 27, 2017

Filter Packer

Someone who haves sex in the anus, but wears a condom.

Are you gonna filter packer me tonight or just go raw?

by Officialbuttsniffer November 25, 2017

filthter

That diabolically-frustrating Web-content-blocker employed by libraries and schools/universities which violates your freedom of speech and often suffers from "false positives" --- i.e., invalidly prevents your being able to view non-offensive material merely because of a look-alike keyword or other innocent "gremlin" that the blocking-software mistakes for "adult" content.

Stud #1: This great Azlea video takes too long to load on just my dial-up connection; I think I'll take my laptop to the public library and use their high-speed WiFi connection to view it.
Stud #2: Sorry, Pal, but that won't work --- that connection has a filthter on it to prevent library patrons from viewing "juicy" material.

by QuacksO October 14, 2018

Filtered vending machine

Any woman who uses filters and angles on the majority of her pics to look doable but in real life she's big, heavy, chock full of unhealthy snacks, might make you happy for a little bit but you're never really satisfied and you'll just be ashamed of yourself later. In some cases the term "catfish" could be used if it wasn't actually the same person in a tweaked pic.

My date turned out to be a "filtered vending machine"
Even spam swiping the best I get are "filtered vending machines"

by BrigadereCensored November 22, 2018