The part of the brain that stops you having career limiting outbursts of great truth and reality at work
He was talking crap but my tourette's filter kicked in so I said nothing
Fred's tourette's filter failed and he told his boss what he thought, now he's fired
Fred's tourette's filter failed and he told his boss what he thought, now he's fired
by jfd100 December 21, 2013
Get the Tourette's filtermug. When you accidentally put the wrong end of a cigarette in your mouth, light it and take a drag experiencing the worst taste imaginable, usually when your inebriated or at night, or both.
Donny: Can I bum a stogey dude?
Danny: Sure...
Donny: (Drunkenly takes Dannys lucky stoge and lights it) Awww what the feck man I lit the wrong end!
Danny: HA you got filter fucked, that's what you get for stealing my lucky and forgetting to flip it!
Danny: Sure...
Donny: (Drunkenly takes Dannys lucky stoge and lights it) Awww what the feck man I lit the wrong end!
Danny: HA you got filter fucked, that's what you get for stealing my lucky and forgetting to flip it!
by ARodRodrigues July 12, 2014
Get the Filter Fuckedmug. Whenever you are on the can and grab a couple sheets of toilet paper and cup it over your butthole to filter the sounds of your erupting bowel movements.
Are your walls paper thin? Afraid your roomates or your significant other with hear your compressed explosions? Then use the fart-filter method.
by kris ault January 22, 2009
Get the fart-filtermug. Susan got tired of Mike rubbing his balls on her face while she slept, so the next night she did a coffee filter on his chin.
by mason26 August 9, 2012
Get the Coffee Filtermug. by The other no one April 24, 2006
Get the coffee filtermug. 1. Whore- goes through men; the men uninterested in her are then filtered out for the rest of us.
2. Someone who's picky about their choice of men. Has specific requirements for their man.
~Can be separated with a space, dash, or no separation at all.
Ex. Manfilter, Man-filter, Man filter.
2. Someone who's picky about their choice of men. Has specific requirements for their man.
~Can be separated with a space, dash, or no separation at all.
Ex. Manfilter, Man-filter, Man filter.
1. Ugh, Stacy is SUCH a man filter. She slept with Febreseo, felt up Jacob, kissed Pat, AND slipped Phil the date rape drug!
2. Roxy is totally a man filter. She only likes guys who are african american and under 5 feet tall.
2. Roxy is totally a man filter. She only likes guys who are african american and under 5 feet tall.
by D.J._T.K. February 4, 2010
Get the Man Filtermug. by Kaleb Anthony December 29, 2008
Get the gas filtermug.