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by navylax588 February 4, 2010
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Fifa Whore

One who continuously plays with the same team and brags when they win 1 out of 10 games. They gloat and have that stupid smile glued on their face until they get raped in the near future. They brag so much you just want to sink your fucking foot down their throat. A Fifa whore can also be one who sells their Fifa skills for money (a.k.a. Fifa Harlot). Most of the time you can find the type of person in a Fifa brothel wearing skimpy clothing, and experimenting with teams in the french league. Fifa whores are typically pretentious assholes who have nothing better to do than constantly hit the rematch option after loosing a game, begin bragging even when they are on a loosing streak, and punch their brothers and blame their parents gene pool on Fifa losses. A Fifa whore grips the controller like a little girl, using only two fingers on the RB, LB, RT, and LT buttons. Playing a Fifa whore complains when their opponent uses Ronaldo/ Messi saying (in whorish voice), "You can only play with Ronaldo and Messi." Finally Fifa whores are the types who, after a game has just ended and are victorious, say "I'm done playing for now."
I hate children. Especially the son that Fifa had with that whore. A Fifa Whore.
by Frank John Storteller August 2, 2011
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filial

Genetics of or relating to a generation or the sequence of generations following the parental generation.
This was a form of apprenticeship, and it is not clear that the apprenticeship had any filial relation.
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FIFA

FIFA (Fédération Internationale de Football Association). A french compnany based in Paris that overseas every thing about soccer. They are run by a bunch of shitheads. The biggest shithead of them all is Sepp Blatter the president of FIFA. If there was no FIFA the world would be a much better place, suicides would greatly decrease, crime would stop, and all war would end.
Jason: This confrence sucks!

Alex: I know, it must be being run by FIFA.
by CHELSEAFC4life August 22, 2011
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FILF

I was sat minding my own business the other day with my friend Laura, and her dad walked in, and was like ' whoa Laura your dad is absolute FILF'
by The ant eater September 21, 2009
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FILF

Fatty I'd Like to Fuck, or Fatso I'd Like to Fuck, or Fat chick I'd Like to Fuck or Fat bitch I'd Like to Fuck. Any target of hogging or nail the whale. At the beginning of the night I thought she was a big flat fatty but after putting back a few I thought she was a hot brabuster.
After ten beers that girl went from a chunkmuffin to a real FILF.
by PMax January 30, 2009
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Fifaitis

The seemingly real "switch" of winners in sports games back and forth in a grudge match, particularly in Fifa or Madden.

It's possible to win when you should lose, but it's harder.
Person 1 and Person 2 are playing Fifa on their home console.
Person 1 starts off with the "upper hand" and plays with ease. This would mean that Player 2 has fifaitis, and next match, Player 1 will have it.

"I would have made that shot if it wasn't for Fifaitis"

Also, see maddenitis
by Panda Cam February 27, 2009
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