fiddy

A bag of weed worth $50. Common saying in New Zealand. Does not mean people who can't spell say this.. its just safer to say fiddy then fifty.

Girl : Can I buy some weed?
Vijay : I only have fiddy bags...
Girl : Oh, how much do fiddy bags cost?

by darkmyst May 11, 2006

Fiddle Fuck

1. Attempting to fix something that is not broken.

2.Taking something that is working, and messing with it until it breaks.

3. Trying to perfect something, and ending up breaking it.

1. Wow, you fiddle fucked with the antenna and now the picture is worse than it was before.

2. Stop fiddle fucking with that, it looks fine, and your gonna ruin it.

by osamio November 1, 2010

yellow spotted fiddle fart

a fart so loud and messy that it leaves yellow spots on your underwear and sounds a little like a fiddle being played under water.

Dude, what was up with that yellow spotted fiddle fart? it sounded like a back woods prison party.

by painshowerintheladyflower April 21, 2011

fiddy cent

to make yourself available to be shot craploads of times for no reason other than being a stupid porch monkey

Hey Yo, that guy is a great fiddy cent

by Eminem March 22, 2005

fiddy cent

fifty cents, two quarters, half a dollar

i need fifty cents for a wowy pop

by english speaker October 19, 2003

Hot Irish Fiddle

A term used when a partner's genitals and/or mouth are...uninhabitable, and the guy needs an alternative area of the body to put his penis into. It's name is derived from the time to time occasion of the partner touching cheek to shoulder, creating ample pressure for the act.

"Yea, she has herpes everywhere, so she gave me a hot Irish fiddle instead."

by psychobeachparty October 20, 2008

fiddling the ferret

To masturbate. To stroke one's own penis. To jerk off.

After Sara turned out to be a bitch and he realized Heather was a gold-digging whore, Al stayed home, glumly fiddling the ferret to porn he found on imagefap.

by Blenderhead91 September 7, 2010