ferret cunt

adjective, aka; a "duncan", a dirty, unwashed being, male or female, that eats from bins and keeps flies, rats and fleas as family pets. comes from kentish school play ground slang... particulary St. Anselms.

"oi keiran you ferret cunt, get out dat wheelie bin!"
or...
"amanda you're such a ferret cunt, jus look at the shit stains on your fore head!"

by da REAL trixsta! July 31, 2006

Bum Chutney Ferret

the person that is subject to bum chutney ferret is often an example of a homosexual.

"mate you suck"
"dont start you bum chutney ferret"

by jakinator February 24, 2008

chutney ferret

fucked company's poster, gnorac.

That poofter gnorac over there, he's a right chutney ferret.

by pud August 27, 2003

Ferret

Arnold Schwarzenegger's pet in "Kindergarten Cop". He would've liked to show Dominic his one-eyed ferret I'm sure.

"Good morning class, this is my ferret!"

by JC May 29, 2004

Ferret Face Wagnerism

A rare facial defect that causes the victim to appear as though he/she is a ferret. A Ferret Face Wagner is generally a nosy bitch, a fat skank and wears glasses like those of Harry Potter. Ferret Faces, although not always butt ugly, generally are not appealing to the eye. They have inset eyes with dark circles under them as well as hideous skin. Mmm, creamy. Generally, Ferret Faces do not live longer than 20 years because they are slurped up by short power-fapping zoo keepers with stubby noses.

The most extreme diagnosis of Ferret Face Wagnerism can be found in a young woman currently residing in the United States.

by HorseFace3202 December 2, 2011

Ferret Dunn

An African child with large pubey haircut and tries to be road:( he enjoys the odd fag and is generally considered a legend by him mum, and her friends. He originated from the land of Granada and has only ever eaten tobacco and then learnt to smoke it. He is now knows as ground weasel by colleagues. Good old ferret dunn.

Opponent: u're a dick
Me: your a stupid ferret dunn

by Osama laden October 27, 2016

ferret

Australian slang term for the male genitalia. Also used in a term describing the act of sex with a female.

1. Man my ferret is itchy!

2. Shit that shella needs a good ferret!

3. She jumped right on my ferret!

by Cridder November 20, 2006