factual facts

facts that are so factual you just fucking accept it.

"you are so full of factual facts."
"that right there is a factual fact."

by Impactual Factual™ July 30, 2013

FACTS and LOGIC

Something Ben Shabibo uses to own the beta libturds and sLeenpy joe!!!!

Based republican 1: lol i just watched ben shapiro destroy the DEMONrats, they are so stinky. i love donald trump and ben shabiro they are my heroes and they have IQ higher than albert ianestein!!!

2nd Based republican: yaaaaassss lmao communist libturds have been shat on by FACTS and LOGIC once again!!!! 😎 dum liberaels

and sleepy joe wen will they learn, big chungus wholesome 100 moment right here 🥵😍 facts dont care about yor fweeling liberals!!!! snowflakes LOL

by Samueliscool223 September 26, 2021

ALL FACTS NO PRINTER

What to say when they spittin straight truth.

"If someone really cares about you, they will be happy that your happy"
"All facts no printer"

by LOOOOOLOOLAAAAALAA February 19, 2019

faltsan

Hebrew slang for a person who acts like a snob, stuck up, thinks he's above the rest of us. The original meaning comes from the word "Flots" which means: A fart.
Basicaly, you're calling the snob "A farter".

"He's such a faltsan, he always says he's smarter than everyone at the office"

by bloopie May 13, 2005

Factsination

Factsination is the process by which a person become "immune" to facts and science. As children, we all received vaccines to protect us from various viruses and bacteria. We became immune to these bugs.

In some groups, factsination is very common and reaches an incidence upwards of 50%.

It is felt to be a protective mechanism to shield these individuals from facts that might agitate or confuse them.

He lived in the south, where factsination has become very widespread.

He was so factsinated, he believed Dino and Fred really lived at the same time!

They took all their children to be factsinated. When asked "why", the parents responded, 100% factsination is our goal to keep our children safe.

by Buzz Morte May 28, 2013

factsolutely

A bonding of the two words "facts" && "absolutely"; like saying "factz" or "100%"

"Did you get that promotion last week? Factsolutely!"

by thefutureis October 19, 2016

fartsequences

Noxious wind based consequences of a persons actions

If you walk behind me after I have eaten this curry, you will suffer the fartsequences

by PBrazier October 23, 2020