Fastard

An incredibly stupid person who must be suffering from Fetal Alcohol Syndrome (F.A.S) and is also a retard.

That guy was so stupid, he's a real fastard!

by kmort April 10, 2007

Fastard

Pronounced like bastard but with an F instead. This is a term usually used in sport mostly football. This is when someone is a bastard (not litterally) for being fast.

E.G. Big P is running towards an open goal he thinks hes scored however his dreams are crushed by Carlos running up from the halfway line and catching him.

Big P: Carlos is such a fastard!

by PrezMeister September 6, 2007

fagtacular

if a fag actually does somethin cool or funny it is considered fagtacular

Carl-whoa that fag just beat the fuck out of that hobo
Tibias-yeah that was fagtacular

by onebigcracka May 3, 2005

FagTastic

Something so cool, can only be accomplished by homos.

"Dude!!! His shoes are SO FAGTASTIC! the pinks and purples mesh so well!!"

by Satan III April 16, 2006

Fagtag

Any Xbox live gamertag which contains kisses (xX) or other letters used purely to decorate. Often used by clans, the cunts of Xbox live

XxXgenericgamertagXxX, OoFAGoO, xImACunt, xFagtagx

by Lions For Sale June 22, 2009

Fanta Face Pipes

A ginger who smokes meth.

"Did you hear Fanta Face Pipes is now smoking crack"

by Caveymc September 7, 2006

Wanna Fanta?

Usually translated as meaning "Do you like my scantily clad body used to turn you into my consumer whore?"

90% of the time responded to with a nod.

Occasionally a "Mmmhmm"

Scantily Clad Woman: Wanna Fanta?

Star Struck Boy: Mmmhmm

by Ben Hall September 22, 2008