Epic Fail

Epic- Anything great, spectacular, or large/monumental in nature

Fail- An inability to complete an objective, task or job either assigned or volunteered for.

Epic Fail -A mistake of such monumental proportions that it requires its own term in order to sucessfully point out the unfathomable shortcomings of an individual or group.
Jack: Uh, dude? I may or may not have wrecked 14 ferrari's with my moped after derailing a whole train carrying nothing but kittens and puppies...

Jim: Epic Fail, Man. EPIC Fail.
by Operative 668 March 24, 2008
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fail gail

How was your driving test?
I failed😔
Ohh shit did u have fail gail?
Yup I didn’t even do anything wrong
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asian failing

a term used for a good grade, such as a b+, but it still wont land you in stanford

also used to describe the situation an asian is in when they say the words "im like failing"

this grade would be considered good, if not acceptable for any other race, excluding indians and russians
im like failiing, said suzy after she saw teh 87 on her test

sam asian failed is test with a b+, insuring he will only go to a state university, rather than an ivy league school
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Fail, win

When something supposedly bad happens, and then it ends up being something positive and a win.
Frank: Aww man my back hurts and I have to play football.
George: I'm gonna tackle that injured kid.
Frank: Holy Shit I just got tackled, but my back somehow is much better: fail, win.
by Taccoguy August 16, 2009
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Caden Fail

when someone wants to say something over text or facebook chat in CAPS but the last letter comes out as lower case.
Richard: well i g2g, see you tomorrow.

Lola: BYEEEEEe

Richard: wow BYEEEEEEe <--- total caden fail.
by sldavis44 July 10, 2010
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stair fail

when someone is walking up or down the stairs and they badly predict where the next step is causing them to miss the step and fall down provoking laughter to the person behind them.
that was the best stair fail ive ever seen!
by Blahblahwhogivesafuck February 19, 2010
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Monster Fail

My own type of fail. Pronounced "Mumumumumonster FAIL Fail fail" (fading).
Guy 1: What are those scissors for?!

Guy 2: Your face!

10 minutes later
Guy1: Haha LOL! that makes sense!

Guy2: You just now realized that? *Laughs* Mumumumumonster FAIL Fail fail
by av3nger November 16, 2010
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