A /faceplamm/ is a 'facepalm'qv moment wherein the fail being reacted to is of such enormity that basic fine motor control has broken down and the reactor is reduced to mashing the keys without being able to correctly count or sequence the letters of the word. Coined by mordac.
<Person A> See, for instance, 2g1c
<Person B> What's 2g1c?
<Person C> DON'T google it!!
<B> ....aiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!
<C> (faceplamm)
<Person B> What's 2g1c?
<Person C> DON'T google it!!
<B> ....aiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!
<C> (faceplamm)
by imipak June 18, 2011
Get the faceplamm mug.A UK chat community populated by losers looking for a date over the internet, or people who spend every waking hour of their life talking to their buddies who they have never met. To add insult to injury the actual chat client is the buggiest piece of shit I have ever used. It makes getting into your desired chatroom an absolute chore due to the glitchy 20-user limit. (for example, if you can't get into a chatroom because it's full, then it suddenly drops, you still can't get in because it's broken)
The true geeks buy into FP's "Cool Tools", a small upgrade to FP accounts where you can use new icons, see who rated you a gimp, etc. Only the biggest idiot will actually use these tools to good effect - it's a chatroom, I really could care less about what icon I have next to my name. If I want my own icon and customized profile i'll just log onto AIM, thank you very much.
The true geeks buy into FP's "Cool Tools", a small upgrade to FP accounts where you can use new icons, see who rated you a gimp, etc. Only the biggest idiot will actually use these tools to good effect - it's a chatroom, I really could care less about what icon I have next to my name. If I want my own icon and customized profile i'll just log onto AIM, thank you very much.
neo_tranz: well no id rather not waste my breathe...but thanks
bert_sykes2: breath?
bert_sykes2: it's a chatroom
bert_sykes2: you type
bert_sykes2: you don't speak
neo_tranz: how clever of u to notice
bert_sykes2: breath?
bert_sykes2: it's a chatroom
bert_sykes2: you type
bert_sykes2: you don't speak
neo_tranz: how clever of u to notice
by DCI December 17, 2004
Get the FaceParty mug.Related Words
Faceup
• facepalm
• facespace
• faceplam
• facespacing
• /facepalm
• facepaws
• Facepeep
• Facespacer
• facepalmer
The equivalent of a a facepalm (used out of disgust/defeat at having to entertain the musings of a moron), specifically used when dealing with a religious fundamentalist gomer, who reflexively recites hypocritical psychotic monkey garbage in the absence of any rational thought.
"Did you hear what my hero, the demi-god Pat Robertson said about homosexuality and belly buttons?"
"Holy shit... wasn't it something about innies & outies?"
"Yeah, God says that 'the way it dips is the way you flip,' Matthew 2013..."
"You're an idiot (facepsalm)."
"Holy shit... wasn't it something about innies & outies?"
"Yeah, God says that 'the way it dips is the way you flip,' Matthew 2013..."
"You're an idiot (facepsalm)."
by craftywolf April 1, 2013
Get the facepsalm mug.
Get the Facespace Granderz mug.A FaceBook wall post or status update you regret and which causes personal embarrassment, disgrace, or mortification. A faux paux made on FaceBook.
Mary: Why did you put on your wall that you hated working with us all?
Tibor: My bad, thats was a FacePaux.
Tibor: My bad, thats was a FacePaux.
by Herbal Klimt July 23, 2010
Get the FacePaux mug.A: "Alice and Lewis spend an awful lot of time together for a couple that broke up."
B: "Yeah, it was more of a fakeup."
B: "Yeah, it was more of a fakeup."
by greeneyedingenue October 7, 2011
Get the Fakeup mug.Dang, I just got facepunked when Sean sent a message to all my friends telling them to post knock-knock jokes on my wall. I got like 200!
by falophal July 27, 2009
Get the Facepunked mug.