flafftafluer

Any and everything.

That shit is so flafftafluer.

by Slylilfox17 September 10, 2021

Faffer

noun

A person who faffs about uncontrollably.

that boy is peeing on the casket, hes a blimin' faffer!!!

by Ed’s wife June 23, 2022

Flaffofle

A mythical monster from Estonbia.

There was a flaffofle in Estonbia

by ZitengPie July 8, 2022

Flaffing about

Doing a thing that should in principle be simple and straightforward but is needlessly a pain in the ass.

Undertaking activity to achieve a goal that is needlessly finicky, tedious, or pernickety.

Stop flaffing about trying to order using the app and just go next door and order the pizza.

by jetpants August 11, 2022

faff-handed

The inability to get your hands to do something, whether due tiredness, drink or other reason.

"Come pick your cuppa off the side, seriously, im so faff-handed whilst im waking up, im liable to drop it"

"you faff-handed cockwomble, what did you do that for? go pick it up.."

by Moffyr December 30, 2022

Flaffled

When your booty hole is dripping with poop

"man I'm flaffled rn from that taco bell"

by XDUDE49 March 26, 2023

faffed

when someone is defeated like if they lost a bet or an argument

“oh shit you were actually right”
“get faffed bro”

by lkeanem8 April 6, 2023