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Foreskin Dumplings

Fried foreskin, in a Yorkshire Pudding, with gravy, somtimes semen, aka love gravy!
Matt: Emm, those were nice foreskin dumplings tonight

Chris: Yes, extra juicy with semen gravy hehe.
by Jackass Jim May 11, 2006
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Foreskin Salad

A salad compsed primarily of foreskins, be they human or other.
I fed your mother my foreskin salad tuesday night.

Last night Steve's mom totally got in on some foreskin salad.

I've never whitnessed, nor do I intend to ever come near a foreskin salad.
by King_Crimson June 22, 2008
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Foreskin Pocket

The foreskin and the head of the penis makes a pocket designed to hold your everyday items.
Mkay lets see what that cock looks like...Haha you have a "Foreskin Pocket".
by rollercoasterkid April 15, 2010
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foreskin dancing

the art of jumping naked whilst flapping your arms and shouting foreskin. this is a common mating dance among the foreskin and bellend masters.
matt foreskin danced all night long with geo the bellend master.
by marvin barrs November 27, 2004
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foreskin smack

another of the various smacks used to to shame drunken co-workers, friends, friends' moms, girlfriends, etc. often left behind is a lump or two of smegmawhich serves as the proof of smacking if nobody else is around.

proper technique: stand above victim and remove anteater from pants. slowly swip across nose or upper lip of victim. yell, "foreskiiiiiiiiiin SMACK"
yo Chris was being such a chooch last night so when we got home I foreskin smacked him.
by coop a loop May 26, 2005
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foreskin burrito

Bitch look like she want me to tap that ass. Best if I gave her the foreskin burrito.
by Phizil August 28, 2003
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foreskin lasagna

A sexual move in which a male has his foreskin removed by the front two teeth of his partner. The foreskin is then put in a lasagna bake and put in the microwave for 1 minute 43 seconds.
*just had sex*
Male: I'm starving
Female: foreskin lasagna?
Male: ok then.....
*female bites off foreskin*
Male: owwwww!!!!!!
Female: it will be worth it
*puts foreskin in lasagna bake and cooked in microwave for 1 minute 43 seconds*
Female: de-lish
Male: IKR!!!!!
by Funkypigeon.com September 19, 2016
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