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floorganize

A method of organization that utilizes floor space to its advantage.

Has the unique characteristic of making vacuuming pointless - and impossible.
John's floordrobe was quite well floorganized, although he broke a leg when the fire alarm went off.
by Cap'n Refsmmat May 7, 2007
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flooreos

(floor-e-oes) Oreos you found on the floor
Girl- Where did you get that oreo?
Guy- I found it on the floor.
Girl Eew, you're eating flooreos!
by TheDudeson August 2, 2010
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floorage

verb- a portmanteau of the words floor and forage. the act of searching for something to eat on a messy floor.
I'm gonna floorage in the living room to find some candy.
by kelknaughty September 26, 2010
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floorswamp

Floorswamps are usually unwanted female visitors that cause a general discomfort for everyone in their surroundings, they have been known to cause sloppy drunk girl problems within a ten block radius of wherever they are. Floorswamps usually make their appearances when alcahol is involved; their mode of transportation is currently unknown but further research is being conducted.
Floorswamp is a new term used to identify things that include but are not limited to; a festering parasitic annoyance that has been known to cause health hazards and also leave unknown slimey substances on your beer cans.
Floorswamps are generally known to attempt to mate with the male that they have latched onto no matter how unwilling the innocent victim is the floorswamp will continue try over and over again to attack the male victims body and private areas with her razor sharp buck toothed slimey floorswamp mouth.
Our current research has led us to believe that this swampy disease infests the female somewhere inside the birth canal where the mother has the rare bacterial swampymicitus infection from sitting on the wrong dudes face.
Character 1: "Dude this girl was mad thirsty and was laying all over the floor of my apartment last night"
Character 2: "Damn bro sounds like a major floorswamp"
Character 1: "yea man she was mad swampy"
by Z. Pannata, C. Slark, Ronrad October 19, 2013
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Floor Swimmer

An inexperienced drunk whose booze-fueled antics usually either descend into such ridiculous acts as pretending to swim on the floor, or becoming legitimately unable to stand giving the impression of swimming on the floor.
"That guy who staggered into the party last night was a sloppy drunken mess, a real floor swimmer."
by FrigOff April 15, 2014
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floor-seeker

a beer that makes you pass out

Credit: Jason Sampietro
Warning: That beer will is quite a floor-seeker.
by moonjelly August 4, 2018
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floor grinding

when a woman lies on her stomach and pushes her pelvis on the floor and moves her legs side to side until she reaches an orgasm.
dude 1: damnnnn look at all those sexy ladies floor grinding
dude 2: I know, i’m jealous because they can have a clit orgasm without sex or masterbating
by Im that random kid June 28, 2019
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