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Flappy Bird

Flappy bird-

“Chris I don’t know what to do the customer wants help with something”

“Help them then”

“But Rod is using the keys”

“Well use the other set then”

Curtis flaps around wildly and takes the wrong bunch then returns later having not helped the customer, flustered and confused.

“That’s it I’m sick of this, there is not a key on this bunch and I don’t know what to do
by Wahaag February 14, 2019
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Sticky Flappy bird

Like a regular Flappy bird except it is covered from beak to tail with it's own ejaculation.
Guy 1: Guys! Look at that Flappy Bird!
Guy 2: No, it's a Sticky Flappy Bird! Look at that semen!
Guy 3: Wow, sometimes I wish I was a Sticky Flappy Bird...
by paper boat as a hat March 4, 2024
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Flappy Clappy

When an elderly female has a plump, round and juicy dumpy and cannot perform basic actions without producing a loud clapping sound.
"Me and your nan's Flappy Clappy made sweet babies last night" I say to you.
by Niggly Jiggly Wiggly February 11, 2021
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Flappy Fustercluck

The scientific name for a group of 'hunter' terminids (insects) in the video game, Helldivers 2:

A gaggle of geese.
A murder of crows.
A flappy fustercluck of hunters.
Richard - a flappy fustercluck patrol to your 5 o'clock - kill 'em with fire!
by Professor.Joe April 18, 2024
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Flappies

Flappies is what a young bat does prior to being able to fly. It hangs on to something stationary like a tree branch with its feet, while flapping its wings vigorously, mimicking flight, in order to exercise and strengthen the muscles that will soon be required when it starts to fly. Older adult bats in captivity past the age of flight also engage in this activity.
A baby bat practices flappies every day until it is ready to fly.
by CAlchemist September 18, 2021
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Flappy bird

A bird with a huge dick that flaps around in the wind when it flies.

Not to be confused with a Sticky Flappy bird.
Guy 1: Woah look at that bird's, massive cock!
Guy 2: How does it fly with that thing?
Guy 3: Must be a Flappy bird
by paper boat as a hat March 4, 2024
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floppy-flappies

Not to be confused wif "flip-flops" --- i.e., sandals dat just have a sole and strap/pocket for yer toes --- this term refers to a pair of almost-totally-worn-out-and-loose-fitting shoes dat you lounge around in while you're just in da house or yard.
Cool chick, showing up on a favorite male friend's porch: Hey, Dude; I'm feeling a little bored and lonesome --- could you go for a stroll wif me down to da lake and back?
Hot hunk: Sure thing, Sweet Cheex --- just lemme change outta my floppy-flappies here, and I'll be right wif ya!
by QuacksO August 24, 2022
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